.. I'm up for pretty much anything, but mostly I like Julie, beer, softball, and English...probably in that order. In my spare time I like to do stand-up comedy.
The retard who invented speed bumps, so I could shoot him in the foot. The guy who spilled coffee on his lap and sued for like a zillion dollars, because he should be slapped. People should not receive money for being clumsy. There are probably some other jerks I'd like to meet, but none come to mind at the moment
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I love old music! Now THAT'S good music! My favorite is country music, but I really like rap and r&b too. I'll listen to anything except metal or really hard rock though. My favorite singers are Dolly Parton,
George Strait,
and Zona Jones. He's so cute.
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An Unfinished Life, A Time To Kill, All four Indiana Jones, Harry and the Hendersons, Big Business, Straight Talk, Sydney White...well anything with Amanda Bynes, really...What Happens In Vegas, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, If These Walls Could Talk II...I could go on with this, but I'll spare you. I like anything funny or romantic, and I like suspense and action movies most of the time. I'm not a huge fan of lesbian films because most of them are low budget and they're weird. However, there are a select few that I love. I'm just not into the whole "every lesbian is tattooed and pierced from head to toe and they don't believe in God" notion. Oh, and we all cut ourselves. Let's not forget that stereotype that's often portrayed. Let's see, what else? Oh yeah, we're all addicted to drugs...usually intravenous ones. (How else would the God that we don't believe in punish us with AIDS?) Also, we all love the color black and strange, dark, demented sex. Haha. Who writes most lesbian movies? It's certainly not lesbians.
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I LOVE The L Word!!! And if Tina and Bette don't get back together soon I'm gonna cry.
You are BETTE! you've got an established career, a
significant other, and ethnicity that no one
can define. you're also fairly hot!
Also, I really like American Idol, Unsolved Mysteries, Last Comic Standing, 7th Heaven, and the older sitcoms like Full House and The Cosby Show, etc. Oh yes, and I find MTV almost completely unbearable. When they actually play music (at like 2 in the morning) it sucks. And otherwise, I have to look at Ashton...whom I hate, mostly because he's sleeping with Demi, and I'm not.
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My favorite book ever is Silas Marner. It just really has a lot of special meanings to me. I'll read just about anything though, as long as I have the time. I love anything by James Patterson as well.
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My heroes are children. They go out into the world every single day, completely unaware of virtually everything, and yet they aren't the least bit afraid. I wish I had that kind of courage.