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True to style, I had a clever one liner blog all planned out for this post.Instead I read a bulletin from my best friend from high school first. Her mom passed away on Memorial Day, and now that clev...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST |
I'm going straight to Hell... |
Because I'm watching CNN and refreshing TMZ with a giant shit eating grin on my face. Back to the pokey, Paris! I love it! And to those who think it's overkill and unfair, that it's a much longer s...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST |
I guess Jeff Corwin is all I have left |
I mean, he's a FASHION DESIGNER FERCHRISSAKES!!! I have reached a new level of realization of how indescribably craptacular my Gaydar is. Did anyone ever see that SNL skit where the some girl (Tina ...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:16:00 PST |
Merry goddamn xmas |
I think you all should know that the DNA has web access, and that I just jumped off a second story balcony into a bouncy castle three times.
Please rejpin your regularly scheduled broadcast...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 04:47:00 PST |
Bulletins are down... |
Otherwise I would have announced there that I got my roller skates! Some really nice fella that lives here spent all day bidding on them to make sure I got them! I am so excited...who's gonna be the...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Toni is so right |
I hate my life.
Gloom and doom all over everything. Poop.
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Help |
Someone please put me on a plane to Hawaii immediately.
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Yay and other things |
I just saw the Incredibles. It was, um, incredible! So great...way better than I thought it would be! Also saw the new Star Wars trailer. All you haters need to just shut up. Of course it's not g...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Love that lady!!! |
New ASM: "Shelley's on the phone!"
Me: "Are you kidding? Okay, gimme a sec." Proceed to un-entrench myself from the pit of Halloween in the back.
Me: "Omigod, Shelley, I'm drowning in vinyl."...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The power of popcorn compels you... |
I feel about the new Exorcist the way all of you felt about AVP. Except Kelly, cause she has taste.
Anyone else notice that "Tom" fixed "Augest" to "August"? Yay.
Today I booked my room in Haw...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
