Jeff Lynn came into this world the son of a poor share cropper in Michigan who was locked in a bitter dispute with a wealthy landowner from the same town over the missuse of local groundwater. On the morning of his 6 birthday he was kidnapped by a troupe of Yugoslavian circus performers intent on making him the brightest star of the big top. Those dreams came crashing down around Jeff and the Slavs when they discovered that Jeff was born with a genetic mutation that made it impossible for him to stand in one place for longer than 4 minutes before spontaneously combusting, to the horror and disbelief of bystanders. Strangely enough these episodes never seemed to harm Jeff but did succeed in making him quite ornery.After leaving the troupe to work as a political muckracker in various elections around the country, Jeff developed a severe enuii with his nomadic life and decided it was time to plant some roots. However, sadly, this never came to pass. For one cold morning in November, I think it was a Saturday, Jeff stopped on a street corner and stared at a billboard displaying adult diapers in order to ponder its meaning. Before he was able to grasp the significance of the advertisement though, he burst into flames and ignited a nearby barn belonging to a Mrs. O'Leary. But that's a different story alltogether.Listen to Jeff's other songs by clicking on the link below.
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