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Large Man Dancing

I kiss your mother with this mouth

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I wandered the fields and listen for the sound of drums The colder the ground becomes the closer I get I home The planet's not fit to roam but with all the chaos But, when I saw the savages I played the law of averages And when the river splits in half, I start to lose my wits and laugh And cry at the same time, there's nothing I can do about it Even though I wouldn't doubt it, if the winds began to blow And carry the sounds of my voice to the lands below So I put my hands around my mouth and hollered to the sunken city That wallows in the filth of it's own drunken pity And wait to see a signal but a signal is never seen Eventually fatigue builds inside me exponentially and so I sleep And dream that I'm able to FLY [they will respect a man with wings!] Later I awake, in agony and learn That while I was sleeping the city had burned Shrugging my shoulders, I paused and gathered thoughts Think twice about staying put, then decide I rather not So I press on in my agnostic pilgrimage Knowing that I can swim deeper than the grim reaper Ready for whatever sea creatures may abound When the water swallows me and not the other way around Survival saw me through the mechanical district Starvation lays to bay cannibalistic I have to rely on cons and silence and on talking quick Defending myself with nothing but this walking stick I've never had friends and no parental guidance I'm wild at heart and weird on top, I'm feared nonstop Even though my rage is worn out My life's a book with several pages torn out I just, climb trees and look for rhythm everywhereI used to be the town crier in a city of stone throwers Until my soul was laid bare and displayed in the pearled square Ignored, more than a lot, not less, no one understood my thought, process I was gagged and bound over noise complaints But, commanding the resolve that destroys constraints I, found my escape in a melding of memories The next thing I know, I'm rowing this boat And blowing this note on an old tarnished trumpetEver since then I've been wondering lots Watching the sky and pondering thoughts Strange angel, music box genie Behind for sometime and now I'm blind in one eye And how this happened exactly will never be knownMy thoughts take the shape of the hang-mans house Never fails in time traveling salesman visit.. .

My Interests

theater, strange fortunes, irony

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I'd like to meet:


Hosny Mubarak, David Cross, the little people who hide my keys each night

Music:


Ring the bells that still can ring

Forget your perfect offering

There is a crack in everything

That’s how the light gets in...


-Leonard Cohen, Anthem

My Blog

Quick Update

Oops. I thought I had posted an update last week but I guess not....Anyway, last weeks loss: 4.0 ibsThis week: 6.0 lbsThat brings my total since starting the program -49.4 lbs.(Let's just call it 50)5...
Posted by Large Man Dancing on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

better late

OK-- here's Tuesday's update a few days late.Tuesday's weigh-in: - 5.2 lbsThat's about 40 lbs off in just under 4 weeks.(39.4 lbs to be exact) Other good news:My blood sugar levels have gotten so much...
Posted by Large Man Dancing on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

three weeks in...

...and I'm down 34.2 lbs. yay me!OK, I really need to catch you all up a minute.On January 31 I started a program through Hackley Health Management to lose weight/get healthier."But you're already so ...
Posted by Large Man Dancing on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

i am gonna make it through this year...

...if it kills me.the play is over now and I must make up for all the school work and work-work which I've let slip for the past 2 months.so if I don't come out and play when you invite me, don't take...
Posted by Large Man Dancing on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

Thanks for voting!

Here it is kids!, the final tally of your votes in response to my question: Does buying a guitar make me 15% more or less interesting as a person?15% more interesting = 1 15% less interesting = 68* F...
Posted by Large Man Dancing on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:52:00 PST

chest pain

I'm fine.Really.I did spend Sunday night in the hospital and I realized:I don't like hospitals.So I have changed some things in my life.You see, I'm going to live a long, long time.Long enough to thor...
Posted by Large Man Dancing on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:31:00 PST

crap. friends!

wow. Cut it out you guys. If you keep adding me it will ruin my whole loner rebel image. Ok. Actually, cool and thank you. I even know most of you. Except that Tommy Seabech guy who is great de...
Posted by Large Man Dancing on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 12:06:00 PST