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j€ƒƒ™

candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker

About Me

i don't like mornings... or the first hour or so after i get up.
but my bedhead rocks, so it's worth getting up to look at.

i'm addicted to lost.

also, i like this video...
(fun fact: before i moved here a couple months ago i searched "rochester" on youtube and this is was the first thing that came up.)

My Interests

i have no interests, i'm really boring.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jeff
Birthday: january 20th
Birthplace: columbus, oh
Current Location: rochester, ny
Eye Color: you tell me
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5"7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: .5 irish, .25 polish, .25 latvian
The Shoes You Wore Today: i don't even have socks on.
Your Weakness: kryptonite, still.
Your Fears: insects with many legs
Your Perfect Pizza: no mushrooms!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i'd like to win the lottery, but i guess i need to start playing first. hmmmm.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: aslkjg ason k bvowen
Thoughts First Waking Up: it's too early
Your Best Physical Feature: my boobs
Your Bedtime: too late, refer to first thought when waking up.
Your Most Missed Memory: i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke i guess. no caffeine though
McDonalds or Burger King: NOT white castle.
Single or Group Dates: a date? hmmm... what's that??
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i haven't had either in ages
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: anything that burns
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: when i'm drunk... not pretty!!!
Do you Shower Daily: i make a good effort anyway
Have you Been in Love: only with myself
Do you want to go to College: already did... a couple times.
Do you want to get Married: i'm thinking no right now...
Do you belive in yourself: i'm realistic about it
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on the zipper and the gravatron... i avoid both.
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm a hottie
Are you a Health Freak: i watch celebrity fit club and eat brownies with my sister... does that count??
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course
Do you play an Instrument: not a real one
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: me? never!!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope... i did have a couple at work the other day.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, but i've been wanting to
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: good god no, it's cold out. haven't you ever heard of shrinkage??
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, ketchup packets from white castle
Ever been Drunk: oh god no, that would be wrong!
Ever been called a Tease: never, i put out on the first date.
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: it was only worth 12 cents!!
How do you want to Die: slow and painful!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: "jeff o, international playboy"
What country would you most like to Visit: poland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i say blue, but i end up dating brown eyed girls... strange.
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: long, most can't pull off short hair
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: one that works

I'd like to meet:

well, im superficial, arrogant and stupid... id like to meet other people with the same qualities.

I ♥LOVE♥ this woman

Music:

john denver, beastie boys, violent femmes, 311, simon and garfunkel, janes addiction, ministry, zeppelin, beatles, the cure, the boss, the dead, pink floyd, pantera, tom petty, anything 80's

Movies:

dumb and dumber, v for ventetta, the china syndrome, deliverance (becuase it reminds me of beaver county), the graduate, the breakfast club, better off dead, napoleon dynamite, that thing you do, strange brew, dogma, and ummm.... that one with that guy that was in that really good movie that came out a while back, remember?

Television:

LOST, kyle xy, geico commercials, family guy, futurama

Books:

go, dog. go!

Heroes:

Alton Brown

My Blog

THE incident.

so this all begins back in the summer of 2004.... when i opened my eyes that morning i knew it was going to be a bad day... waking up freezing cold on a dirty carpet, the smell of stale beer lingerin...
Posted by j€ƒƒ™ on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

random thoughts

i used to think that nothing could smell worse than the dumpster behinda seafood restaurant on a hot day... but then i walked past the dumpsterbehind an ice cream shop.  holy shit it was horrible...
Posted by j€ƒƒ™ on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST

updated: television - temporary blog

ok, so there is some new product out... i think it's for headaches.  honestly, i don't know.  it's called "head on"  and "you apply it directly to the forehead..." or so they say. anywa...
Posted by j€ƒƒ™ on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:23:00 PST

shower

So I was in the shower last week and thoughts of dorm life came to mind... confused?  Well, if you lived in any of the dorms on OSU campus you won't be.  Those things had enough pr...
Posted by j€ƒƒ™ on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:04:00 PST

how to catch a mouse - an instruction manual.

Mouse Hunting 101 catching a mouse isn't really the task you may think it would be, i should know, i caught one once.  this is my story... This story begins mid-september 2005, a balmy late summ...
Posted by j€ƒƒ™ on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:33:00 PST

i hate nextel!

now i know that some people are annoyed just by the fact that cell phones exist... i'm not one of those people.  i have a cell phone and use it often.  i don't even have a house phone at thi...
Posted by j€ƒƒ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST

need some entertainment in your life?

so i can't sleep again... as usual.  so i thought i'd finally go ahead and post something to take my mind off whatever the hell it is that's keeping me awake... so anyway, those of you who know m...
Posted by j€ƒƒ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST