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Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls

microscopic cog in a diabolic plan, designed and directed by his red right hand

About Me

a fey two year old discovered in the kitchen of the house with her mother's murdered body surrounded by filth and the child eating uncooked rice, macaroni, dust and whatever she can reach. it appears that the baby has been abandoned for over two weeks with the corpse... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

teeth, yarn, balls, tiny things, mechanical pieces, circuit boards, DIORAMAS, jean baptiste, david lynch, storytelling, ovaries, spontaeneous combustion, okinawa, paper dolls, aubrey beardsley, quantum physics, WHITE DEER, jellyfish, origami, kirigami, TINKLE,parasites, cute asians, chinchillas, robots, nano technology,becoming a fake scientist, becoming a taxidermist, medical waste, parasitic twins, building traps and lairs, dead insects, making tiny paintings, things that hold other things, penis straws, erotic household items,dancing (african and otherwise),swimming, immigrants, languages, theories, breasts, mossy caverns, cozy nooks, petit fours, finding new magical waterfall swimming places, red, forests, mounds, moist little places

I'd like to meet:

okinawans, nude ladies, hello kitty,david lynch, nick cave,lady snowblood, scientists, taxidermists, the wu tang clan(including dead members), dollmakers, hedonists, gluttons for punishment, eccentric heiresses, an asian martial arts instructor, the Tomorrow People, Chapi Chapo, Miss Jean the science lady,the balloon from Le Ballon Rouge,the bandit queen of india (phoolan devi) tragic ghosts, g.v. black, dame darcy, lovers of the tiny, oral hygiene enthusiasts, dandies, bon vivants, the fanciest of the fancy, men about town, ladies of the evening, soup of the evening beautiful soup.

Music:

well- lately if i listen to xiu xiu i start crying madly bonnie prince billy works for snow 16 horsepower works for whiskey times cocteau twins for running awathe jam, ghostwriter, lobster quadrille nouvelle vague, fela kuti, mulatau astatke, antony and the johnsons pulp, future bible heroes julee cruise singing in david lynch soundtracks, nick cave, pj harvey, tori amos, peelander z, dresden dolls, slowdive,polysics, wu tang clan, cure, pizzicato 5, morrissey, 5678's, the whole wainwright clan, arcade fire, beirut, johnny thunders,johnny cash, "wake up hamsters" by mikey daniels, dexter romweber, the race, grateful dead, allman brothers bauhaus,heavens to betsy,desmond dekkar, joni mitchell, microphones, sam sofia, hawksley workman, baroque music, things people hum before we shoot them in the mouth, bijou playing the piano, guns n roses, donovan, melanie, bruce cockburn, adicts, sonics, neandrothols, bikini kill, le tigre, elliott smith, cat power, air, add n to x, charles aznavour, serge gainsbourg, pole, sebastian tellier, queen, siouxsie &the banshees, sisters of mercy, lil kim, wayne hancock, flipper, shane macgowan, yoko ono, pom pom de pomme, dovers, mokba, cocteau twins, mojave 3, moldy peaches, magnetic fields, big sandy, james brown, curtis mayfield, gil scott heron, go sailor, bob dylan, clinic, richie havens, arlo guthrie, woody guthrie, antonio carlos jobim, moreno veloso, walkmen, bjork, libertines,JSBX, RL burnside, the smiths stone roses, flat duo jets, jay-z, tom waits the makeup, ride, biz markie, slick rick, jolie holland, sixteen horsepower, holly golightly,jesus and mary chain, black tape for a blue girl, brian jonestown massacre, frank zappa, stiv bator, johnny cash, patsy cline, the doors, gil scott heron (his poetry too) nina simone, ella fitzgerald, peaches, moldy peaches, bob dylan,leonard cohen buffy st. marie, ravi shankar, kula shaker ac/dc early in the morning when i stay at my parents' house and my mum sings along and has no idea what they're saying.

Movies:

la double vie de veronique and most other kieslowski films, paper house,little miss sunshine, i'm your man, carandiru, sexy beast, secretary, black belt jones, black mama white mama, coffee, sheba baby, what about me?, science of sleep, night of the hunter, labyrinth, alice, tampopo, eat drink man woman, kill bill 1&2, woodstock, andy warhol films if i'm knitting or doing something else at the same time. she devils on wheels, russ meyer flicks, anything by Pedro Almodovar, terry gilliam, david lynch, jim jarmusch (particularly dead man and mystery train), i like the way tokyo drifter looks, hair, wes anderson, sometimes i like my dinner with andre when i'm feeling pretentious, spirited away, kurosawa, lost in translation, i like the way In the Mood for Love looks, movies from our film festival (particularly the Bum and the Magic Retard and Mocking Southerns) lord of the rings, the dancer upstairs (javier bardem is smoldering), frida, masters of the universe, clash of the titans, movies with giant mutant animals, hard days night,the perfect man, wicker man, a dirty shame (or anything that darling john waters does),the audition, magic christian, italian for beginners, cabinet of dr. caligari,the godfather, metropolis, the idiots, lady snowblood trilogy, bruce lee movies, series of unfortunate events, catherine breillat, incident at loc ness, city of lost children, pee wee's big adventure, life aquatic, loved ones, dr. strangelove, i heart huckabees, mifune, grosse point blank, le balloon rouge. there are a lot films that i feel have cinematic significance but that are not my favorites. i'm glad i watched them once, but i do not care to revisit them. Lars Von Trier is one of those directors. dogme films are important but horribly depressing.( The Five Obstructions is wonderful and inspirational). as is clockwork orange, full metal jacket and apolcalypse now. etc etc

Television:

mr. show, dave chapelle, family guy, simpsons, sopranos,abfab any crime/killing/death/murder/ mystery/lab/sleuthing/forensic/intrigue show anything with operations and medical procedures nature things programs presenting delicious foods (perhaps in conjunction with a medical procedure)

Books:

to the making of books there is no end. ask me when i've had a few drinks and i'm feeling melancholy. wilde, my year of meats, pillow book, the devil's larder,perfume,jeanette winterson,tom wolfe, tom robbins, tom clifford, tom tom club, kalidasa, sexton, plath, sartre,camus,anais nin,Heraclea by bernard evslin,colette,food essays by jeffery steingarten,the joy of cooking,books about ninjas, harold and the purple crayon, siddhartha, tao of pooh, math books, poems of Issa, salad anniversary, mists of avalon, no exit, dome handbook, mythology, penthouse letters,instruction manual for a chinese children's accordian, japanese textile pattern history books, under the banyan tree (r.k. naranyan), the bonesetter's daughter,murakami, Armed Love by elia katz,dame darcy pictures, peoples' secret journals,i like reading plays in the springtime, dancing wu li masters, the monkey, bible, some ginsberg, kerouac, the tin drum, faerie stories, women who run with the wolves, folk tales people tell me. ..... many more

Heroes:

jean baptiste,bijou,frances glessner lee, lady snowblood, the bandit queen of india

My Blog

the beast awakens

Cottony mouthed, sticky eyed, and dizzy from too much wine i awoke this morning to the ringing of one word in my head: duet. was my brain mumbling "duet duet duet duet duet" all night and i just woke ...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:39:00 PST

i think about dead bodies at 3 in the morning

Miss Jenny and i had glorious plans for korean food and the Bodies exhibit for this week, now i'm having second thoughts about it. while i was already aware of the controversy involved in the whole us...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST

the warm, heaving breast of Consolation

the breast smells of milk, honey, sandalwood and a faint curry powder...after a hellish month and depressive blogs about abusive messages, i received such nice ones from friends. it felt as though som...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST

me and my llama: a bunch of YouTube videos i have selected

now i want to play my flute again. tee hee i believe solomon was fond of this: of course, the ever popular: ...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:55:00 PST

gloomy sunday

i love the story of that song. so many people have covered it, and if you look at the lyrics, they're like a teenage goth kid's composition book coloured black with a sharpie. at any rate, i'm pretty ...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:03:00 PST

here’s a fine message i get when i’m depressed

"if I'm such a crackpot, then why does EVERY SINGLE FRIEND OF YOURS suspect that you stick a knife in their back when you should be supporting them??!??is it a fat thing? "in fact, i stick a knife in ...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:15:00 PST

a brief history of banking

i believe that long ago, long before the Wall Street, the Federal Reserve, or McNeil Lehrer hour and its annoying talk of economic infrastructure, Satan did rise from his velvety lair and stride proud...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

anacreon of heaven

mr. mxypadkjfadfsfk just mentioned the star spangled banner. nancy grace LOVES the national anthem. she pauses and tries to make her robot eye look teary and sets her electronic mouth to "feeling" and...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

songs to shed a tear over

i've always rather felt that leonard cohen's songs were best when sung by people other than leonard cohen. particularly rufus wainwright. goddamn. i keep listening to this song and its so sad and perf...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

a crankster reminisces

thanks to the advent of Youtube, i finally have access to Chapi/Chapo and other lovely things from my childhood. sadly, children's television today is the visual equivelent of Fruit Rollups. It touts ...
Posted by Miss Masumi's school for Wayward Girls on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST