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miss porcelain

you're so fuckin doomed!

About Me



I hate hearing myself talk. I'd rather have you make an idiot out of yourself.

I'm pretty much a guy. I dont hold back, I'm not dainty, I like beer, I check chicks out, I can change the oil in my car, do fun stuff like wiring a house, and sit there and rub my big belly after I've had waaay to much to eat. I'm awesome like that.

Yeah I model. No I wont model for GWCs. Just hot chicks and good photographers.

I'm all over the place.

I think there are monsters out there, and they want to eat me for dinner.
No joke.

aim- musicisthemask
msn- miss.porcelain

My Interests

burning man.
costumes.
my body.
traveling.
singing.
dreaming.
self-medication.
belly dancing.
airplanes.
nature.
hiding.

I'd like to meet:



Dr. Gregory House. I dig cripples without morals.
Really I do.

Most of all though I'd like to meet the Moon.
{Chances are, if I dont know you and you try to add me I'll ignore you. So cry about it.}

Music:


*magnolia electric co*
*songs: ohia*
*woody guthrie*
*orenda fink*
*johnny cash*
*sigur ros*
*black eyes*
*okkervil river*
*blood brothers*
*mewithoutyou*
all the mike patton projects, april in andalusia, armor for sleep, ars nova, as I lay dying, barter the trigger, bjork, blanche, bloc party, bottom of the hudson, bright eyes, cabaret, cellos, circus music, clare fader, criteria, cursive, danny elfman, dillinger escape plan, ella fitzgerald, emmanuel, fall out boy, fischerspooner, fine crowd, fugazi, god speed you! black emperor, idiotpilot, iron and wine, interpol, jeff buckley, kilt, le tigre, metric, modest mouse, mogwai, msi, muse, norma jean, orenda fink, placebo, portishead, rachel yamagata, radiohead, robots don't cry, roxy music, simon and garfunkel, sleepytime gorilla museum, straylight run, the dresden dolls, the faint, the good life, the kinison, the locusts, the rankin family, the velvet teen, the yeah yeah yeahs, velvet underground, wilco, world inferno/friendship society, !!!

Movies:

*party monster*
*battle royale*
*velvet goldmine*
*hedwig and the angry inch*
*labyrinth*
*me and you and everyone we know*
*eternal sunshine of the spotless mind*
dark crystal, edward scissorhands, willow, trainspotting, last minute, lotr, fight club, elephant, requiem for a dream, amelie, city of lost children, harold and maude

Television:

House. Dr. Who. Heroes.

Books:

Anything by Anne Rice, Francesca Lia Block, and Chuck Palahniuk. LOTR, Ishmael, Beyond Civilization, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Middlesex, All The Hits So Far

Heroes:

Amanda Valentine

My Blog

She alway said it best

thirty whacksthirty licks with a belt - playing tricks on myself and i wonder if everyone else is this waya succession of tests a triumphant successeach time it's still intact at the end of the day th...
Posted by miss porcelain on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

to an old/ex/whatthefuckever friend

I'm sorry that my happiness brings you down so much. I always thought real friends are supposed to be happy about each others success and happiness. You want the old me?  The Sara who never did a...
Posted by miss porcelain on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST

holy hell.

You know... I've never had it so good.  Living with one of my best friends. Getting paid to look good and be goofy. Having naked girls running around all the time. Knowing that I'll be seeing th...
Posted by miss porcelain on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

Hell yeah!

So.  Sitting next to Amanda.  Eating whipped cream straight outta the can, drinking pink champagne, and making new friends. Rocking soft-core porn.  Oh yeah. Buying hot vinyl dresses. G...
Posted by miss porcelain on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

Texas

I'm not moving to Scotland.  At least not next year.  Though my heart resides there I just cant do it, the work visa... it just wont happen.  Apparently I'm not "smart enough" for the U...
Posted by miss porcelain on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

see you later.

Scotland.One more time.I leave tomorrow morning.Can't shake that funny feeling.
Posted by miss porcelain on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

hit and run

So after walking to my car yesterday I noticed something peculiar. The right front end of my car was ruined. Dented, scratched, and broken.Now I live in the country, and I park my car right by the dri...
Posted by miss porcelain on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

plans are good

Me. I change my mind too much.I'm fickle. Christmas is almost a week away. I remember this time last year. I remember all the opputunities I let pass me by. I wonder where I would be if I had taken th...
Posted by miss porcelain on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

Maybe all I really want

Is a man to take care of me. A big house in the country. Little animals running around. And a big swing in the forest.But I don't know
Posted by miss porcelain on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:18:00 PST

flood

sometimes.  the world stops. yet altogether speeds up.  moments are spinning freely as gravity releases its burden.  my thoughts shimmer and burn.  overwhelming me. I do not unders...
Posted by miss porcelain on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST