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About Me

I'll shake and you would've thought you'd seen nothing finer. I am a doctor of (gonzo) journalism. A revolutionary & fucking freak (sexually?!) of many dimensions. An actress with her head above the stars, her heart in the clouds, and her eyes behind a camera. In alternate worlds, walking through fields and by trees. A creep lover and an embracer of peace. Politically involved. In love and with flowers in my hair. In all honesty, it is I that does the astro. disclaimer: creepies, get lost. I might be a mystery, man, but if you're not just, you might be history, man.

My Interests

Postcards/mixtapes at midnight/converses in the puddles/reviving the flappers/wearing converses in the rain/sarcasm/free-breeze reading/good-for-you food/sleeping/good-for-you anything/parks/burlesque dancing/vintage lingerie/swings/having fun/the counterculture side of life/giving my cake to other people/sipping on wine/being a nudist/heated conversations/rainy days/gloomy Sundays/the macabre side of magic/feminism/Penn and Teller/masquerades/Kathleen Hanna's voice/hotel number 102/fetish, fetish, fetish/posing nude for pictures/fucking my love/acting/occasional television/the gaslight/BDSM/mutilated lips/blood play/fake limbs/serial killers and things of the like. Reading,writing - god, I love you. Blah, blah, blah. I like, I like, I like. I would like. I don't like. I can't stand. What about you?

I'd like to meet:

john lennon (my love), the chicago 8 (namely abbie hoffman - my love, part two), Bill Hicks, edgar allan poe, bob ross, yoko ono, the 1960s, the surrealists, the black panthers, george harrison, krist novoselic & dave grohl, Meg White and Jack White - most definitely,john waters & traci lords, aleister crowley - most definitely, the post impressionists, salvador dali, angela davis, the radical fathers and mothers, jello biafra, all of the members of marilyn manson and the spooky kids, the elephant man (joseph merrick), an albino family from switzerland, Edwin Lionheart (hi, Vincent Price!), kathleen hanna, julian lennon, david lochary, fantastic drag queens, and maybe even you. ps: The serial killers are a dying breed, so if I could go to a convention of "the best of. .", then probably that. Or anyone off of the "Truly weird and shocking" section in Crime Library. Hey there, Andrei Chikatilo.

Music:

x]john lennon, x]pixies, x]the beatles, x]nirvana, x]ween, x]led zeppelin, x]the white stripes, x]the velvet underground, x]modest mouse, x]bob dylan, x]kid dakota, x]twin peaks music, x] the doors, x]the breeders, x]jimi hendrix, x]the buzzcocks, x]toadies, x]radiohead, x]smashing pumpkins, x]dead kennedys, x]david bowie, x]le tigre, x]robert johnson, x]janis joplin, x]marilyn manson, x]george harrison, x]angelo badalamenti + david lynch, x]mudhoney, x]pink floyd, x]voltaire, x]rasputina, x]l7, x]the frogs, x]t rex, x]the ramones, x]crass, x]billie holiday, x]queen, x]cat stevens, x]skip james, x]muddy waters, x]bright eyes, x]the moldy peaches, x]boston, x]mr. bungle, etc.

Movies:

x]harold and maude x]natural born killers x]steal this movie x]yellow submarine x]ghostworld x]imagine (the johnandyoko movie) x]infinitely sane man x]theater of blood x]help! x]the rocky horror picture show x]the last broadcast x]a clockwork orange x]fire walk with me x]the addams family x]the u.s. vs. john lennon x]ninja bachelor party x]fear and loathing (in las vegas) x]wayne's world x]the sisters of death x]penn&teller get killed x]the addams family values x] un chien andalou x]"i'm swiss." x]dazed and confused x]a hard day's night x]edward scisssorhands x]the nightmare before christmas x]grease x]an inconvenient truth so much more than it should be.

Television:

twin peaks. welcome back kotter. the joy of painting. daria. third rock from the sun. my so-called life. upright citizens brigade. seinfeld. freaks and geeks. frasier. degrassi. degrassi: junior high. that '70s show. the daily show & colbert report. liberal news for all!.

Books:

Soon to be a Major Motion Picture. A Series of Unfortunate Events. Ghostworld (the comic book). Love All the People. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer. The Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper. Death to all Cheerleaders. The Bell Jar. The Virgin Suicides.The Long Hard Road out of Hell. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Generation SLUT. Cat's Cradle. Brave New World. Teen Angst? Naaah. .

Heroes:

fuck that concept.

My Blog

all over the world.

This is so frusTrating.This whole moving and college business.And I am so sick of this lease.So sick of occupying my time with involuntary anger and constant mental confliction.You. You. You. Let's ta...
Posted by creature feature on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:17:00 PST

doing the tip-toe over love and the leaves.

At times I feel so scared, so afraid of you. And in some instances I feel withered, broken, and torn as a result of loving. But it's all in haste that I fret, because i know that with you, I can't reg...
Posted by creature feature on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:57:00 PST

planet optimal

I want to make my own planet, Unique from earth and all of the other space glories. My own abstract planet with renaissance skies and novel sunsets. green, green fields and some of those dead trees. ...
Posted by creature feature on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:25:00 PST

lovestruck optical blues.

There's a..Small apartment in the middle of the crossfire of spoiled to-comes of America and x's that mark civil landmarks, and in that apartment.I often peek in to see its dirty little love secrets, ...
Posted by creature feature on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

making choking, laughing sounds.

Ribbons in my hair that blow away when I am kissed by you. They float on with stories of you and me and the dead and go off to love some more. and leave behind some lingering footsteps that idealistic...
Posted by creature feature on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

dead scabs and heart throbs.

You are all so beautiful.This is all so stunning.The good in everything and everyone is suddenly around and all I can feel is this overwhelming urge to kiss people on the cheek and put flowers in thei...
Posted by creature feature on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST

I, me, mine (the first person)

Fuck, fuck, fuck. People and plans are falling around me like bombs. Louder than bombs and I see the way my loved ones lay stuck in the ground, fossilized by their misfortunes. And I feel this great w...
Posted by creature feature on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:41:00 PST

love feast.

Indulging in the heart. With teeth, with care, with passion and force, I gravitate to you. Our hearts collide. Organs on organs, And our minds are too busy being consumed with clouds and tombstones. F...
Posted by creature feature on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:19:00 PST

over seas and rushing out

so much is happening all around me. these new happenings form a carousel and i am gone. swept up in it all. whispering ginsberg on the swings. we roast our love over the eternal flame. recreate s...
Posted by creature feature on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:22:00 PST

i sound funny.

I've got tears in my ears (from crying over you).p.s.: friday the thirteenth is romantic....
Posted by creature feature on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST