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Robert Andrew Andres Perez Jr.

I less than three Sushi.

About Me


I am a half boyfriend and that ain't bad. I am solid ice and I cut to the bone. I am a lost cause. I am needy and small and need unfolding. I have kissed a guy and caught pneumonia. I have gotten my bubble burst. I use food for thought and thought for food. I climb rainbows just to see if I'd fall off. I spend time chasing cars. I'm just tryna warnya, I'm a heart breaker. I am responsible for the return of sexy. I don't want to be a murdera. I speak of pirates and fairy tales. I track treasure down.
I'm repetitive. I'm hedonistic and driven, a bad combination. I like to cry late at night to movies and sad songs. I take my shoes off during lecture, movies, and when i drive. I have hairy toes.Friends and family are very important to me. I put a lot of emphasis on things i believe are art: dancing, music in general, poetry, things that look pretty. I find it hard to articulate things i find beautiful, but i find it worth trying. Basically, i found it important to ground myself in things i believe in, and relationally, the things i believe in are grounding. I like tautologies.
I'm outspoken, which is a banality but accurate nonetheless. But i am very unabashedly communicative. In other words, i'm not ashamed of signaling how i feel, what i think, and what i want. I'm a handful as much as a mouthful."What Musical Are You?"

Rent
You're Rent! The best musical in the world! You're wild, crazy, and a little unorthodox. You live life to the fullest because there is no day but today.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

Your ..1 Match: ENTP


The VisionaryYou are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

Your ..2 Match: ENFP


The InspirerYou love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

Your ..3 Match: INTP


The ThinkerYou are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat. A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.

Your ..4 Match: ESTP


The DoerYou are adventurous and risk taking. You act first, think second. You love being the center of attention. Chances are you were the class clown. Competitive, charming, and charasmatic - you have your own code of honor. You live a flexible life, bouncing between a series of activies that interest you.You would make a great salesperson, marketing director, or entrepreneur.

Your ..5 Match: ENTJ


The ExecutiveYou are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others. Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise. Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow. You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence.You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant. What's Your Personality Type?
You Have A Type A- Personality
A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality? Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

movie night, dance, sing, dance, lookin good, poetry, music of all kinds, tennis, wrestling, student council, church (not), photography, slam poetry, keepin' it real, being safe, male sexuality, boys, white bois, italian bois, mixed bois........

I'd like to meet:

Friends: Impress me! I like Bohemites, anti-Sumaritans, tantric lovemakers, men with dirty Chakras, women maternally endowed, rice connoisseurs, social alcoholics (take that anyway you want), and Iowans. What i should say, "just be urself." What i'm thinking in my head, "really hot boy."Dating: aesthetically, usually into white boys (i say 87% thought-wise and 99% experience-wise), but I rarely discriminate solely based on looks.I like guys scholastically oriented, meaning college bound or in college currently. I want a guy who can watch an entire movie before jumping on me. I want someone to help me finish after they do (that's a thinker). I want a guy to hold me to sleep. I want someone I can bring home to my scrutinizing mother and her 8 sisters.I want someone who doesn't have to spend a lot of money on clothing to be stylish. I want someone okay with my imperfections, but more importantly, okay with their own.I want to be with a person who doesn't come into a relationship excluding the possibility that it can be forever...but i also don't want someone to come into a relationship expecting forever. I fall into the trap of both of those, or one of them, but it doesn't make it okay.Jewish, Irish, mixed (especially HAPA), slightly receding hairlines (not thinning--big difference), dark hair with light eyes, singers, dancers, poets/spokenword artists, songwriters, midwesterners, and Glasses get extra points.Fuckables:yummmmmadam brody i'd definitely do himjohn tartaglia and hal sparks, i smell double teamjohn tartaglia, i'm a rub-a-dub-dub with himhow hot is he?i want to get my french fuck on!

Music:

i like a lot of soul; i.e. maxwell, india arie, floetry, jill scott--i like a lot of folk pop; i.e. jason mraz, jack johnson, fiona apple, mamas and the papas--i'm a dancaholic; i.e. trance and dance, mnstrm and undrgrnd rap shit (kelis, black-eyed peas), gay ass disco--misc. 'rock'; i.e. radiohead, coldplay--showtunes; i.e. west side story, ave. q, chicago, RENT, wicked, sondheim, lion king--a cappella

Movies:

Psycho, Wizard of Oz, GO, Clueless, American Beauty, Camp, Nights of Cabiria, Romeo and Juliet (B.L. and Z), Chicago, Bridget Jones's Diary, West Side Story, Chocalat, Bring it on, Satyricon, About a Boy, Amelie, Y Tu Mama Tambien, It's My Party, Love Me if You Dare, I Heart Huckabees, Threesome, Brokeback Mountain, Mala Educacion, Bandits (the German film), I'm the One that I Want, Singin' in the Rain, Rules of Attraction, Jean Genet's Un Chant d'Amour

Television:

American Idol, Real World (only NY-New Orleans), Dawson's Creek S1-2, Smallville (eye candy), Roswell S1-2, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, I Love Lucy, Twilight Zone, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Sex and the City, Queer as Folk, OZ, The It Factor, The Apprentice, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Veronica Mars

Books:

Great Gatsby, Lord of the Flies, The Haunting of Hill House, Great Expectations, And Then There Were None, Brave New World, Jurassic Park, The Transmigration of Timothy Archer, Stonebutch Blues, White Noise, The Autobio of Malcom X, and any type of poetry

Heroes:

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