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Helen

I am here for Friends

About Me

I probably hate you.

My Interests

Guitars, video games, stilettos, bourbon, robots, fingerless gloves, vacuuming, Taco Bell, monsters, cigarettes, champagne, swimming, doin' the bigtime makeouts, tacky lipstick, lady parts, boarding school, naming inanimate objects, going off on insane tangents with LoWreck, brunch, fried chicken, hotels.

I'd like to meet:

Jerks... when I'm drunk and feeling scrappy. Whaddyoo say to my girl? Bitch, hold my hoops.

Music:

Stooges, Zeppelin, AC/DC, Turbonegro, The Acro-brats, the Replacements, MC5, early Aeromsith, Bad Brains, Fast Actin' Fuses, the Runaways, Generation X, Joni Mitchell, Motherfucker Superior, the Deterrents, Stiff Little Fingers, Breaking Wheel, Damone, Amazing Crowns, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, the Deterrents, Husker Du, Dead Boys, the Konks, the Pointer Sisters, GG, the Misfits, Tom Jones, the Real Kids, Monkey Steals the Peach, the Germs, Motorhead, Cyndi Lauper, the Plasmastics, the Ramones, Circle Jerks, Sex Pistols, Aretha Franklin, Minor Threat, Agnostic Front, the Rezillos, Social Distortion, Dolly Parton, The Jam, My Bloody Valentine, Rock City Crimewave, Fugazi, God Forbid that Handsome Devil, the Pixies, Plural, Anarchy Club, Black Flag, Reverse, Random Road Mother, Rock City Crimewave, the Slits, Bang Camaro, the Curses, the Midnight Creeps, Creeper Lagoon, the Clash, Slayer, Lamont, New York Dolls, the Rolling Stones, Cock Sparrer, Anti-Nowhere League, Noble Rot, Pilot to Gunner, the Adolescents, the Spoilers, the Jabbers, Juice Newton, Murder Mile, and Jon Bon.

Movies:

Kicking and Screaming (the Noah Baumbach movie, not this Will Farrell bullshit), Destroy All Monsters!, Invasion of the Bodysnatchers, Harold and Maude, Spirited Away, documentaries, Waiting for Guffman, porn.

Television:

THE WIRE, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, The Office, Weeds, My So-Called Life, Sex and the City, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Home Movies, Roseanne, the original Mole.

Books:

Lolita, Grapes of Wrath, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Choke, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Breakfast of Champions, Candy Girl, High Fidelity.

Heroes:

Joan, Keef, Iggy

My Blog

i AM yo NEIGHbor!

I live in Allston now, suckers. Let's play Taboo or go for beers.
Posted by Helen on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST

Miss me, miss me, now you want to kiss me.

In response to the number of you fuckers who wrote testimonials about missing me: if you want to booze it up or smash windows in Allston with me or what-have-you, I'm always down. The fine print:...
Posted by Helen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST