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Downtown Morgan Brown

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About Me


Hi, I'm Morgan.
I'm a tall drink of water who is outgoing, ambitious, electrifying, impulsive, thought-provoking, a fabulous weapon, and easy-going. I'm way more of a pirate than a ninja; sometimes I'm an idiot. I'm many things, but I'm not a dickhead. Or a fuckface. I guess that's two things, but you get the idea.
I'm not a Boston native and I talk with some Southern twang, sometimes at Midwestern speeds. Bustin' makes me feel good. I front the supremely powerful rock band called Bang Camaro . I write (fiction and non) and occasionally avoid editors. I want a '61 Lincoln Continental convertible with suicide doors, black with silver detail. My dream home includes: mirrors I can run through that will make me come out of another mirror of my choosing somewhere else, a hedge maze, a library that spans multiple floors and yields secret passages, an arcade, and a clone of 1986 David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth who is around to tell me everything will be okay.
Okay, it's time to go talk about myself in other areas of this page.

My Interests

Music, film, games (and design), pop-culture, seeing the world, risk, justice, savoir-faire, non-sequiturs, fighting the good fight, the super-continent Pangea, stimulation, magic in all of its forms, developing wildly unsubstantiated theories on life, rock-n-roll adventures, wearing jeans and boots every day, and going straight on red.

I Don't Like "More cowbell" jokes, foul odors, jail, almost everything on Comedy Central, collection agencies, standing in line, ironic t-shirts, failing saving throws, Bacardi, getting told, bullshit, stupid tattoos and piercings, getting involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line, and winter after New Years Eve.

I'd like to meet:


People who aren't afraid to be nerds, gypsies, pirates, people who can kill the negativity for a minute, people who are passionate about _________, and the person who wrecked my truck while I was away on tour.

Music:

New Jack Swing. Really.

Influences Bill Murray, Bruce McCulloch, Charles Schultz, David Wain, early-man impulses, Gilda Radner, Harold Ramis, James Dean, Jesse "The Devil" Hughes, Jim Henson, Johnny Cash, John Wayne, Josh Homme, Judd Apatow, lawyers, lunar gravity, Marvin Gaye, Michel Gondry, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, Mike Patton, Mitch Hedberg, Pete McCarthy, Phil Hartman, red meat, Seth Rogan, Shigeru Miyamoto, Stan Lee, Steven Wright, tequila, vices, Wes Anderson, whiskey

Games I'm currently playing: Rock Band, Halo 3, skate, and Super Puzzle Fighter (all on 360); I want a Wii; Contra and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! in my kitchen.

Movies:

Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowksi, Shoot 'Em Up, 24-Hour Party People, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, 300, Knocked Up, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Boogie Nights, Free Enterprise, The Sandlot, Road House, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, The Decline of Western Civilization Part II, Clerks, Dazed and Confused, High Fidelity, Bottle Rocket, Borat, Starship Troopers, Reservoir Dogs, The Iron Giant, Rules of Attraction, Rushmore, True Romance, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Labyrinth, Narc, Swingers, Blue Velvet, the Princess Bride, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Old School, Run Lola Run, Made, American Psycho, The Ususal Suspects, Zoolander, TMNT, Spaceballs, Blades of Glory, Superbad...

Television:

The Shield, Flight of the Conchords, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show with John Stewart, The Colbert Report, The State, Stella, Kids in the Hall, Entourage, Saved By the Bell, and the Price is Right.

Books:

The Dirt, Cash by Johnny Cash, Scar Tissue, Art of War, One Train Later, Barlowe's Inferno/Brushfire, Hagakure, Fargo Rock City, The Vice Guide To..., How to Make Love Like A Porn Star, The Tao of Pooh, The Te of Piglet, Skinema, The Hero with a Thousand Faces, The Heroin Diaries; I dabble in Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Bukowski, E. A. Poe, Hunter S., Burroughs, Chuck Schultz, Vice Magazine, and the Onion.

Heroes:

My momma (12/01/06), the strongest person ever; my grandpa (06/12/04), the definitive American hero; my grandmother (03/30/07), the woman behind the man; my dad, who broke me free of the Rustbelt.
May I somehow become the person they've always thought I was.
Villains Carlos Mencia, the person(s) who smashed my truck while I was away, pretty much all American politicians at the forefront, the people who invented Fourthmeal and Oreo Dessert Pizzas, David J. Stern, Tim Rothman, and Ganon.
Morgan's Details
Status: Car-ni-vale!
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Waterford, MI; Winter Park, FL
Body Type: Organic Steel
Ethnicity: 25% Not White
Sign: Capricorn
Education: College Graduate
Occupation: Game Designer; Rock 'n' Rolla; Nightlife Commando
Income: $Texas
Morgan's Biz
Iron Lore Entertainment
Maynard, MA USA
Content Designer
11/04 to 03/07
Bang Camaro
Boston, MA USA Pangea
Lead Vox
Beginning to End
Morgan's Schools
Full Sail
Winter Park, FL
Graduated: December 2002
Status: Alumni
Degree: Computer Animation
2001 to 2002
Waterford Kettering High School
Waterford, Michigan
Graduated: 2001
Status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1997 to 2001
Morgan's Networking
Music - Live - Other
Organizing and promoting rock shows to benefit charity and anti-cancer organizations; rocking.
Morgan's Happy Fun Videos
GI Joe: Hit It Again
GI Joe: Porkchop Sandwiches
GI Joe: Car Crash
GI Joe: Fresh Beats
GI Joe: The Stick
GI Joe: I'mma Computer!
FotC: Inner-City Pressure
FotC: Business Time
Read A Book!
Shoes
The Barry Lutz Show
Barry Gibb Talk Show
Will Ferrel as Robert Goulet
Slash Infestation
Astronaut Jones
Ray Romano on SportsCenter (SNL)
Natalie Portman Rap
young chuck norris
Attorney Don Law
Leeroy Jenkins!
Barry and LeVon: $240 of Pudding
Barry and LeVon: Loveseat

My Blog

Me in the Media (Updated: 11/12/07)

I thought I'd actually start collecting links to articles me and/or my band are in and putting them here so that they're a little more accessible. I'll add more as they are released or if I remember m...
Posted by Downtown Morgan Brown on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:13:00 PST

I Write These Stupid Words

I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide I've got a 12-sided die I've got Kitty Pryde And Nightcrawler, too Waiting there for me Yes I do, I do I've got posters on the wall My favorite rock group KISS I'v...
Posted by Downtown Morgan Brown on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:52:00 PST

Verbal Pocket Play

Is this the place that I want to be Is it you who I want to see Holding on, hold it high, show me everything And you're leaving me, yeah you're leaving me You're leaving me with a hated identity But ...
Posted by Downtown Morgan Brown on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

The Problem with Blogging.

The problem with blogging is that you have to actually write something.Then, you have to come up with something that is worth sitting in front of a computer's life-sucking glow to read, but cheap enou...
Posted by Downtown Morgan Brown on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:32:00 PST