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skinny white guy

I am a motherf*&king machine and retribution to the man is almost complete...

About Me

A writer once said... There's a race of men that don't fit in, A race that can't stay still; So they break the hearts of kith and kin, And they roam the world at will.They range the field and they rove the flood, And they climb the mountain's crest; Theirs is the curse of the gypsy blood, And they don't know how to rest.If they just went straight they might go far, They are strong and brave and true; But they're always tired of the things that are, And they want the strange and new.

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My Interests

Ohio State Football, sweaty, drunk guitar rock, working out, recording, playing guitar, laughing, laughing, laughing... oh yeah and laughing. :)

I'd like to meet:

Girls drive me crazy... or I make them crazy... either way, I'm not here to hook up; people in general just make me curious... plus I'm a bit of a voyeur. :) All I ask is no drama.

Music:

anything and everything.

Movies:

indie/international films... Lust, Caution, ONCE, Bee Movie, Brick, SICKO!!, Reno 911: Miami, Little Miss Sunshine, y tu mama tambien, lie with me, like water for chocolate, 2046, maria, full of grace, spanking the monkey, secretary, talladega nights, anchorman, 300, The Secret, amateur/reality porn, etc.

Television:

Cops, Reno 911, Court TV, Cheaters, King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad, SNL, Sportscenter, any OSU football or basketball game!

Books:

i hope they serve beer in hell, the art of happiness, how soccer explains the world, we'd have a great relationship if it wasn't for you, zen guitar ..

Heroes:

my mom, sister... and Mike Rowe.

My Blog

Myspacers... Read up

Hey everyone, I just wanted to explain a bit about why I'm on Myspace. First of all, it's a brilliant networking tool, especially for bands, artists and small business.  This was the origina...
Posted by skinny white guy on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:25:00 PST

WEATHERBY

WEATHERBY -- Arms -- Norfolk. Vert, chev. erm between three rams pass, ar, attired or. (A field of green with white chevron of ermine between three rams walking, silver or white, attired in gold), The...
Posted by skinny white guy on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:18:00 PST

LA Marathon.. 3/4/07.

Running a marathon is alot like jerking off while on Viagra... it takes forever and after awhile you're so chafed and sore that you almost can't finish.  :) I would like to thank the fo...
Posted by skinny white guy on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST