Chet Chetterson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

That's me
WRECKIN SHIT SINCE 1980
I am not special. I do not do anything that interests you. I have annoying habits and bad genes that aren't suitable for breeding. I worked as a snowboard instructor and general all around bastard at a local ski resort for 5 years...but that turned out to be somewhat unprofitable and parents don't like it when you try to auction off their kids on ebay when you're supposed to be teaching them how to snowboard. Who knew?? So anymore, that's just about my only hobby (the selling kids part, not the snowboarding), except for being a professional jackass. Besides all that noise I enjoy watching people fall down...I don't care what walk of life you're from, it's always hilarious to see someone trip over a curb.
Oh yeah, I'm also a part-time pseudo rock star and y'all best recognize!!!
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WORDS OF WISDOM...
Tyler Durden: OK, any historical figure
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi
Tyler Durden: Good answer
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

My Interests

I am into PB and J, hot beer, fe-mullets, Wookees, and your mom

I'd like to meet:

This quote from a favorite film of mine basically describes who I DON'T wanna meet, and I've met too many people like this. So you figure it out if you fit into that catagory or not...

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

Music:

aesop rock, as i lay dying, atreyu, b-boys, bad religion, deftones, downset, faith no more, fear, hatebreed, incubus, jedi mind tricks, jurassic 5, killswitch engage, minor threat, misfits, mos def, pharcyde, poison the well, rage, the roots, shai halud, sick of it all, slayer, snapcase, stray cats, me first and the gimme gimmes, the police, ramones, rise against, throwdown, dr. octagon...damn I'm turning into one of those people that names every single band they've ever heard...that's means I'm uber-cool. Omitted from this list are literally about 500 other bands that I still feel will rock your face off, but I will save you from the time of having to read through it.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Star Wars, Fight Club, Top Gun, One Crazy Summer, and all of Jenna Jameson's fine works of artistic expression. You can add pretty much any 80's movie into the mix there if that's what blows your skirt up.

And by the way...if you are a Napolean Dynamite fan, I'm probably just gonna poke you in the chest and laugh.

Television:

A-Team, Airwolf, Knight Rider, Cosby Show, Sanford & Son, Charles In Charge, Family Ties, Mr. Belvidere, Family Guy, MXC...that's gotta be the best show ever created...ever, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and Golden Girls...damn thems bitches is fine! That's a whole lot of worthless television right there.

Books:

Dammit! You know I can't read, that's why God created the sacred picture box.
Infidels...

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy hands down. I mean, c'mon... a fat, greasy, hairy guy that gets paid to pull wool all day. Or maybe Burt Reynolds. He had a killer moustache. He was the Bandit dammit!!!

Scratch that. In the immortal words of the legendary Justin Keenan, I am my own hero.

My Blog

Scammers just ain't what they used to be (Part I)

So, I'm sure you've heard about all of the scams going on via the internet about people claiming to want you to do something that seems very simple and innocent, and you give them a little bit of info...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

A Public Service Announcement (influence on the mind)

Right now, in some far away land, millions of starving children go to bed without being able to read. Every day that goes by thousands of acres of rainforest are infected with HIV. Oz...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

Dealbreakers

This was stolen from Vin, and due to the fact that he spoke almost exactly how I feel, I did not recreate my own version, add to, or format this to fit your television...just some good old cop...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:21:00 PST

I cannot believe what I am witnessing -or- 6/6/06

So I am watching tv, trying to get tired enough to fall asleep and Jay Leno happens to be on. He is finishing up an interview with the guy from Face The Nation I think, and Leno announces that David L...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:38:00 PST

Thoughts of the Day

I thought this was damn funny and is a good description of life of this interweb contraption and how, sadly, people live vicariously through it. Be sure to check out the link... http://www.somethingaw...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:47:00 PST

You have to see this!!!!

Ok, this is one of the funniest (although unfortunate) things I have ever read that has happened to someone. It is MANDATORY that you check this out!!!!!!!!!! http://www.joerogan.net/main.php...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST

An Open Apology To Hallmark

Dear Hallmark, Inc. It is my duty to regretfully inform you that I will not be increasing your profit margins this quarter. Although your services have suited my needs/obligations well in the pa...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:33:00 PST

Unnnnh!!! Holla if ya hear me!

This is an effort in killing time and a topic that was suggested that The Rev. C. Chetterson speak on. What are we discussing you may ask? Today children, we are going to talk about thugs....
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So the rumors are true...gonnasyphiclap IS an epidemic!!!

Yeah so I'm not even a week into being a quarter of a century old and I think I'm starting to understand what it's like to feel old. I reluctantly went out with a friend of mine the night before the ...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hitler got it wrong, he should've gone after the hippies...

I believe that the music industry has hit an all-time low. It's becoming more and more difficult to actually find a band or an artist with any kind of originality or innovation. All this shit sounds...
Posted by Chet Chetterson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST