My life is a tv show |
Well, my life was almost a tv show. I'm incredibly happy right now. Like REALLY happy! Those of you who really know me, know that this doesn't happen often. So, here's my story...I have really bad...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:38:00 GMT |
Shel Silverstein was a twisted bastard... |
...and my esteem for him just jumped tenfold!
Shel Silverstein, the children's author, is most noted for his stories, such as "Where the Sidewalk Ends" and "The Giving Tree". Well, in my boredom...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:15:00 GMT |
On winning the lottery |
So, I actually splurged and bought $20 worth of lottery tickets. I guess that's not suprising, since statistically poor people buy the most lottery tickets, hoping to change their lives. I could defin...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:04:00 GMT |
It’s a small thing, but it makes me happy. |
No, I am not talking about my penis. I went to stripper karaoke tonight and I sang Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell". Some guy comes out of the private, lap dance room and asks who just sang the s...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:58:00 GMT |
Dating Contract |
I, [print your name here] (heretofore referred to as "The Lady"), being of sound mind, have entered into a relationship with [print guy's name here] (heretofore referred to as "The Man"). By signing b...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:39:00 GMT |
Coward |
One might wonder why you would take a security position if you are afraid of getting in the middle of some trouble?
A bit of a brawl started in a corner of the club last night and one of our security ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:21:00 GMT |
Work can still be fun. |
Random Hot Girl (RHG) : Yeah, can I have four red headed sluts and a vodka and cranberry.
Me : What kind of vodka would you like?
RHG : I don’t know. Suprise me.
I screamed at her. S...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:03:00 GMT |
I don’t want your comments, let me rant. E-mail me if you have something profound to share. |
I am a memoryI never existedand now I am nothingThese lyrics go through my head on a regular basis and I am trying to understand their relevance to me, other than giving me a vocalization of a profoun...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:16:00 GMT |
Disgusted |
So, I was volunteering today and went up to the in-patient unit I typically volunteer in. I wanted to tell the kids and staff that I will be taking a week or so off. One of the nurses reco...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:14:00 GMT |
I thought it was funny... |
::Straight Edge Dave pulls up in front of Calico Jack's in his Toyoya Camry. He has forgotten his bottle of 151...again. His manager brings it out to his car::
Joe: This is your car? ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:54:00 GMT |
