Probably the coolest person you will ever meet.... but you already know that.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul Kennedy
Birthday: 06/28/79
Birthplace: Aurora, IL
Current Location: Chicago
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dishwater Blonde
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Back Handed
Your Heritage: Irish -Swedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Ferragamos - sounds a little gay, I know
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: Rosati's -sausage, cheese, and $1000 bills on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop peeing in the shower and pass the CFA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wanna cyber?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Don't pee in the shower
Your Best Physical Feature: My rock hard ass
Your Bedtime: 1 weekdays 4-6 weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: in utero
Pepsi or Coke: Blow
MacDonalds or Burger King: This is retarded
Single or Group Dates: Like swinging? Just what kind of a survey is this?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - strong and black....
Do you Smoke: The occassional 1/2 a pack a day
Do you Swear: Yes, but not at children or old people
Do you Sing: Not professionally
Do you Shower Daily: Annually
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: more like go back.... that's the life
Do you want to get Married: Yes... eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, but seriously, who made this survey up
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, it's my hot body. I'll do what I want.
Are you a Health Freak: No although I will occassionally shop at Whole Foods
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, they give me headaches
Do you play an Instrument: I play a mean kazoo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Robutussin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortuneatly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WTF?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, but under my stage name.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Skinny dipping in Chicago in December. Good call, I'll just go ahead and cut my balls off right now.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Besides the hearts of many ladies... no.
Ever been Drunk: Never...not even once.
Ever been called a Tease: All the time.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but that's what motivated me to become a cage fighter.
Ever Shoplifted: All the time.
How do you want to Die: Suffocating in a pile of cash.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a trust fund analyst.. oh, no wait...
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand or Neverland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No one in particular
Favourite Hair Color: prefer brunettes... a little reddish tint is cool too
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: 5'0"- 5'7"
Weight: Springer style..jk. Just as long as I am attracted to them
Best Clothing Style: Nothing too whorish.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Won't devulge.
Number of CDs I own: Have no idea, but I do have around 16k mp3s.
Number of Piercings: Just my Prince Albert.
Number of Tattoos: I am sooooo tatted up.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a damn thing.
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