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99 years of pain

A polar bear fell on me!

About Me

Ive spent entirely way to much money and way to much time at school. It took me 5 years to get a damn degree in culinary arts this shit better be worth it. Providence sucks donkey balls im kinda happy that im out of that city but im still going to miss it a little. I just moved back to Dyer until I can find a good job so that I can get a place of my own again. Any way I'm a chef to be, beer chugging Delta Sigma Phi brother (fuck u i didnt pay for my freinds), semi professional paintball player, tattooed pierced freak, xbox fanatic, cat lover(i love my luna bear), reptile lover, Harley fanatic (im the only one with out one in my family) i wonder why oh yeah Johnson and Wales costs way to fucking much and im paying for it by myself. Yes guys can were pink and not be gay its called CONFIDENCE some guys need to learn what that is. Has anyone seen my baseball? Sex, Drugs, and Mis en Place, exactly what Johnson and Wales stands for.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tim Birdsall
Birthday: 06/01/80
Birthplace: Oak Lawn, IL
Current Location: When i figure that out ill tell you
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German/Sweedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: 1 Green Rowley XL2 and 1 Red Rowley XL2
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: DEEP DISH (Girodonos) Ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finally graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Im Horny
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucking alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: ?????
Your Most Missed Memory: Home
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cap
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: yes then she ripped my heart out and threw it off the sears tower
Do you want to go to College: Already been here for 6 years
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah im gods gift to women
Are you a Health Freak: sorta
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes I love my rents
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes there sexy
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not telling
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes dipped in choc milk
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no its fucking cold out
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: Too much
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in a big explosion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl if it works or not but pig tails rule
Height: shorter than me
Weight: a healthy weight
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: ????
Number of CDs I own: ah not sure but i have 7486 songs on my rio
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to many to count
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My Interests


COOKING, Paintball, beer, Jack D., sex, masterbating, pissing people off when im drunk, watching grass grow, or watching paint dry

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Deadmon, Sandra Lee, Cat Cora, Giada De Laurentiis, these are some of the hottest women chefs out there and one day one will fall for me so bad they just dont know it yet.

Music:

Everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Boondock Saints, House of a 1000 corpses, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Snatch, Lock stock and two smoking barrels, Shaun of the Dead, Mean Machine,And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

Television:


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Which Family Guy character are you?
I'm Nelson, who are you? by Lexi
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Books:

The Little Engine that could

Heroes:

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live like you'll die today." James Dean Basically go for broke and don't be afarid to do or say anything. Plus I want to go out in a blaze of glory to.Ron Jeremy (well atleast he gives hope to all us fat guys that can hump all nite) Martin Yan (from Yan Can Cook)Jeff Smith (the Frugel Gourmet)(before he became a petterass)The most important person My Mom She beat breast cancer and is fiesty as ever

My Blog

Take what i can get

Yeah its my birthday and ill bang my foot.......... Its more than ive gotten on past birthdays and you know who im talking about if your reading this miss im tired Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.ne...
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST

In the words of LL Cool J

    Im going back back to chicago chicago, ok well it doesnt sound as good as Cali. Yes I know Biggie smalls also said this and so did sevendust in a song, but thats not the point im no...
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:53:00 PST

Go Cubbies!!!!! white sox suck

Amazing.....even in the south you have to defend your team. I was just given a hard time tonight about how the cubs suck and the sox won the world series. Big deal. Wish I would have read this earlier...
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:31:00 PST

Thats my mama

The best mama in the worldhttp://www.amazonheart.com/amazonheartnews/HeelsonWheel s.pdf
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:25:00 PST

PLEASE HELP MY MOM OUT EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY DONATE A DOLLAR

Its finally time that I try and put this myspace thing to good use. This is the second year that my mom will be doing a charity breast cancer ride. Last year she rode from San Diego to San Fransico, r...
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 10:43:00 PST

The girl im searching for!!! exactly what i want

So ive come to this conclusion, well I had a inkling a while ago, but im seriously looking for a girl thats a nurse/doctor/dental hygenist, well basicly a girl that weres scrubs to work. For some reas...
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:27:00 PST

Link to my mommas breast cancer story and pictures

http://www.realdivasride.com/FAC/survivors.htm
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its offical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am finally done with college. Damn that only almost took me a whole decade to complete, its about freaking time im done. Now i have to find a real grown up job yeah for me. sorry josh no im not c...
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Liquor Pong

So Ive decided that I need to stop staying up so late and drunk dialing old booty calls, so from now on im going to play liqour pong instead of beer ill put water in the cup and everyone made ill take...
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IF you were an M&M would you rather melt in my mouth or melt in my hand?

Why does no one else find it funny to do this? Seriously I just love going out with my freinds and hitting on random attractive females giving them lines. There is no way in hell any girl shoud real...
Posted by Ill be your huckleberry!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST