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Chris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Alright now. Let's see I'm Chris and I'm an Alcoholic... crap I told myself not to start it off like that again. But seriously I am.

My new current kick is Mountain Biking. So far I've hit 3 trees, gone over the handle bars twice and tore my shin up numerous times. Let's just say I need a little more practice. I also play a little bit of tennis- I'm much better at it and I tend to not bleed.
Oh yeah and I'm an Oviedo Polar Bear Mens Softball League Champion!!! Rock on Wing Zone MasterBatters (yeah you get the name)
I'm from Naples, FL and I spent a couple of years in England when I was younger.
I hope this is a good enough start.

Check out this video... This is some funny shit.
swear jar

This is classic too... I love Old Spice!! And damn do I love basketball, recon and frenching.

This kid is my freaking hero... wait no he's a freaking dork...

My Interests

Socializing, laughing, watching tv, drinking and working (yeah right).

I'd like to meet:

Anybody! Especially you! But anyone who likes beer.

Music:

I'll listen to pretty much anything. I prefer alternative music but I'll even listen to a little country if I have to.

Movies:

I love the movies. I've got a Regal card so I get free popcorn and soda every couple months. So I'll watch almost anything... I'll even watch chickflicks if the company is good and the guys don't find out!

Television:

I like watching... Family Guy, Dirty Jobs Da Ali G Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, Two and a Half Men, Becker, MXC, Deadwood, and anything on the History Channel

Books:

I can't read so I just listen to books on tape.

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, Maverick (Top Gun)

My Blog

Favorite Pick-up Lines

Ok lets here your favorite pick up lines. I'll start off. Escuse me how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice... I'm Chris
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST