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About Me

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

My Interests

Cheeseburgers and vinyl records.

I'd like to meet:

Andy Kaufman

Movies:

Caddyshack

Books:

The internet... or a magazine.

Heroes:

Dr. Steve Brule, Fabrice Fabrice, Scotty Kangaroojus, Turd Ferguson

My Blog

Orange vests are for pussies.

Courtesy of Fensler Films. ...
Posted by rich on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

Here’s a few more videos

Kanye West - You Can't Tell Me Nothin' video with Zach Galifinachstis & Will Oldham Bro Rape - This has been online for over a year. How have I just now seen it. Scene Sucks - On...
Posted by rich on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:00:00 PST

Andy Kaufman vs. Jerry Lawler

The clip is a bit slow at the beginning but it gets amazing at about the 4 minute mark. Keep in mind that this is from about 1982 and was LIVE. No way anyone would get away with shit like this nowaday...
Posted by rich on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST

Some more vids to wastes some time

Clip from Clark and Michael. New episodes every Wed. at www.clarkandmichael.com Andy Kaufman on the Dating Game Star Wars sketch from Robot Chicken Scene from Mitch Hedberg'...
Posted by rich on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:12:00 PST

Videos to waste your time

Some of my favorite youtube clipsHarmony Korine on David Letterman 1995 Crispin Glover doing the Michael Jackson song "Ben" Zach Galiflanakis' twin brother Seth on the Jimmy Kimmel s...
Posted by rich on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST