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Jen

la dolce vita

About Me


i'm jen, but if you're part of the shore crew you can call me lola (oh the memories!). i like fast cars, hard liquor, and all things rocknroll. i've been called a lush, a sweetheart, a daydreamer, and a total nerd. guilty as charged.
i choose my friends wisely, and my boyfriends even more wisely (can you say picky as hell?). trusting people is not something that comes easy, but once you've got me i'm yours for life.
sometimes i think my heart is too big. i care way too much about everyone, and get hurt way too easily. i don't hold grudges and can't stay mad at anyone for more than an hour. i'm "that girl" that just wants everyone to be happy and get along. i don't play well with people that like drama. i can't lie without cracking myself up. honesty is super important to me.
the boy in me (oo la la!) likes to play with guns and knives, ride quads or dirtbikes, and get dirty out in the woods. the smell of burning rubber excites me a little too much. i like to party with my friends, but staying in makes me just as happy. ps2 owns my soul.
i'm obsessed with lipgloss and lotion and candles and anything that smells or tastes like sugar. girly drinks (with the girls) make my life complete. i think about things too much and overanalyze everything. driving around to clear my hear only makes things worse. i make things worse quite frequently.
i love the sun and being outside, but there's somethin' about a moonlit sky that always gets me. i'm easily amused and can have fun anywhere, doing anything. it's all about good company. i hate not having plans, even tho they usually never work out bc being spontaneous is more my style. dressing up and going out makes me happy. dressing down and staying home makes me happier.
i'm super easy to get along with, generally don't dislike anyone, and am not into drama or games. my only goal is to have fun like its going out of style. and all i ever really wanna do is laugh.

My Interests

Music (psychobilly, rockabilly, horror punk, rocknroll, indie, screamo, hardcore, industrial, electronic, etc), show going, guitar playing, marina loitering, night prowling, drunk dirty dancing, weekends in AC, brian regan, snowboarding, teddy bears, traveling, paintball, tattoos, trashy lingerie, road trips, video games, amaretto sours, quads and dirtbikes, phone calls at 3am, tool belts, classic cars, muscle cars, holding hands, mountain biking, asbury park, french fries, doing donuts in the parkinglot!, the beach, the beach, THE BEACH, sephora, guns, 50s pinups, driving around, sleazy neon americana, girls night out, diners, dive bars, vampires, cartoons, and monster movies.

I'd like to meet:


Anyone with a mechanical bull in their living room. I need to practice.

Music:

Jesse Malin, Bon Effing Jovi, Blaqk Audio, Dgeneration, Blaqk Audio, 30 Seconds to Mars, Lifehouse, HIM, Divinity Destroyed, Matty Nay, The Cramps, Tiger Army, The Misfits, Social D, The Bruisers, The Pink Spiders, OAR, Social Code, Funeral For a Friend, The Faint, Disturbed, NY Dolls, Howie Day, Rammstein, The Cryptkeeper Five, Chevelle, Underoath, The Clash, Atreyu, The Brimstones, Speed Crazy, The Ramones, Green Day, CockSparrer, Coheed, Cheap Trick, 50cent, Breaking Benjamin, Senses Fail, Agnostic Front, From Autumn to Ashes, Mad Sin, Murder City Devils, Journey, The Chop Tops, Blondie, Etown, Bright Eyes, Rocket 350, Hopesfall, Kottonmouth Kings, VNV Nation, Converge, The Postal Service, Madball, Nekromantix, Hatebreed, Yellowcard, Blood4Blood, Ladytron, The Rev, SOIA, Apoptygma Berserk, The Electric Hellfire Club, Elvis, and so much more.

Movies:

Old horror movies, old sci-fi movies, comedies, super cheesy b-movies, and anything by Hammer Films, Troma, Hitchcock, or Lynch. List: 13 Ghosts, Underworld, Jaws, Resident Evil, HALLOWEEN, Blade, Mullholland Drive, Blue Velvet, ANCHORMAN, Amelie, Shaun of the Dead, Nightmare Before Christmas, Finding Nemo, Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Memento, Donnie Darko, Rope, Rear Window, Dial M for Murder, Strangers on a Train, and Family Plot, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Creature From the Black Lagoon, The She Creature, Horror of Party Beach, The Atomic Monster, The Brain that Wouldnt Die, Them, The Man from Planet X, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Blob, They, The Fly, The Brain Eaters, Rockabilly Vampire, Hot Rod Girl, Dragstrip Girl, Hot Rod Rumble, Speed Crazy, High School Hellcats. Etc.

Television:

Everything on the Discovery Channel, Science Channel, and Court TV.. plus Family Guy, Futurama, 24, Lost, Survivor, House, Grey's Anatomy, Nip/Tuck, Big Brother, The Hills, Law and Order, CSI:whatever, The Golden Girls, and Lifetime movies.

Books:

Lately I've only been reading Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Jesse Malin. 13 years and counting.

My Blog

the one where i contemplate becoming a mexican fisherman.

A successful American businessman is vacationing in a little seaside Mexican village, and sees a fisherman coming in early in the day with his catch. As he's getting into his rusty old pickup, the Ame...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

the one where i post more cabo pictures.

sad bc i broke my sunglasses before we even left the airport.driving to our hotel. luckily our ride had air conditioning.riu palace entrance.the lobby. all open-air... no windows or doors.in keeping w...
Posted by Jen on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

the one that everyone ignores.

  The Invitation... It doesnt interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your hearts longing.It doesn't interest me how old you a...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST

the one where i hate stalkers. oh and also my job.

2 things.1) dear stalker, please stop doing the following things: -stalking me. -following me around.-calling me.-texting me.-texting me again.-still texting me..-being my stalker.its scary and creepy...
Posted by Jen on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:45:00 PST

best thing ever

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Posted by Jen on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 09:14:00 PST

aw =(

Ode to the Nice GirlsThis rant was written because a nice girl finally snapped. I've read the tribute to the nice guys; this is my response. This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

there ya go.

Hes just not that into you --Stop wasting time waiting by the phone, obsessing with your girlfriends trying to figure out the mixed messages. --Assume rejection first! --When hes into you...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

waiting for my food to be ready

current: " outfit: pj pants, white camisole " hairstyle: sex hair " jewelry: took it off " underwear: none " nail color: pink do you: " cut yourself: no, but other people cut me " lick yours...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my dog ate my webcam

so now i need a new one. anyone wanna donate a buck or 20 to the "jen needs a new cam" relief effort? i'm just now realizing that this means no more cam parties and it's making me sad. =( webca...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i don't do surveys

but tony said he would buy me coldstone if i did this one. hi, im a sucker. PAST. -first grade teacher's name: miss/mrs? goodman -last word you said: bye -last serious relationship: mike 4.3yrs ...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST