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michael

being waldo jeffers

About Me

Friday night 11 p.m.-2 a.m WFMU .

My Interests

shopping for records. placing lps on my bed. making curries. sundried tomato dip. high end shaving products which clog the sink in my bathroom and cut up my face. getting threatened with eviction by my landlord. oh. and ices. and playland. and scotch. and incunabula. and spicy food. and being overly emotional in public places. single malt scotchs from islands, whose names i can't pronounce. the islands and the scotchs. reading books in the disused stair well at my not exactly corporate not exactly government job. mispronouncing and misspelling suspiria.

Music:

boston boppers, claude channes, chinn chinn, cause co-motion, dancing did, digitial dinosaurs.

Movies:

movies with henry james novellas inside of them, 1970's sleeze with amon duul II posters, art ensemble of chicago soundtracks, or soundtracks recorded by members of the group recherches musicales. u.k. boarding house films of the 1950s and 60's, whiskey/scotch/bourbon/rye drinking films, and the recovery from them, movies with creepy blind psychic women (and their daughters or sisters), and of course u.k. boarding house films with blind psychic women drinking whiskey.

Television:

Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Magnum P.I.

Books:

the erasers, hopeful monsters, accident, perec, roubaud, mathews, calvino. fast cars, clean bodies. no one reads jeanette winterson anymore. or phil larkin. or kinglsey amis. i feel less bad about sweeping smugglers bible & mulligan's stew into the incinerators of forgotten novels.

My Blog

i still hate sex in the city

i scored a 23/50 on the metrosexual test. wtf?
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

record fair recap (friday.saturday. sunday)

emily, if i'd know you'd needed it totally would have swiped it from the station's piles...Friday record fair purchases:7"'s3 for $1david gamson - sugar sugar - rough tradethe phantom pregnancies - sp...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wfmu record fair update

wednesday update:various - the bat cave comp. - $6huggy bear - taking the rough with the smooch - $6. yes. i didn't have the 10". only the cd & 7"s.goodies in the wfmu boxes that i didn't change t...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my bathroom is disgusting/fashion advice from work colleagues

"your bathroom is disgusting"this was an fyi that my landlord interrupted my dinner/t.v. watching last night to give me. her nephew came in to do some repairs and found my milldew collection disturbin...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

toronto summary

i still can't pronounce mississauga. or guelph. geordon isn't the best person to ask for driving directions. the hotel we stayed at was protested. the protesters declared it a five star hotel ...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm very popular in former eastern bloc countries.

Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 23:12:48 -0400 From: Lucian Grigoras To: [email protected] Subject: aloha from romania without youre permission(ups)...you are on the air on our morning show here in Ro...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

victims of pathetic identity theft

opinions on the most pathetic things you could have charged to your account if you were a victim of identity theft? so far i've thought of: laxatives medications designed for the treatment of yea...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

now that i've stopped drinking on the air.

i've realized that my radio shows are much better when i'm not sober.
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

corona report 8/1/04

me. rebecca. ilirjana round one: me: $1 pistachio rebecca: $1 vanilla chip ilirjana: $1.50 peanut butter winner: ilirjana loser: me round two: me: $1 bubblegum rebecca: $1 peanut butte...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dieting

since waking up i've consumed: 1 plate of goodies from the whole foods salad bar consisting of seitan, spinach, tempeh, carrots, peanuts, and beets. 1 vegan chocolate chip cookie from whole food...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST