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Rory

I am here for Friends

About Me

As real as an egg.

My Interests

Darts, catsitting, nintendogs, insomnia, fending off stalkers, getting snubbed, Dental Floss, Donut Dates, Real Life Soap Opera Situations. iChat AV, monophonic synthesizers, coffee, avoiding TV spoilers, service washes, fake trophies, hopeless romance, appletiser, the george foreman grill, fizzy water, american diners and english cafes, big-eye paintings, control voltage, sparks (the band), sparks (the beverage), no encores, Soap Operas, Apple computers, portable record players, crushes, 60s playboy, snowglobes, fast food chains, broken english, David Shrigley, call screening, Yoshitomo Nara, ugly knitwear, yes wave, free samples.

I'd like to meet:

Brak's Mum, Sarah Silverman and Larry David.
I Only add people here that I have met in real life. My Music/DJ Profile is here

Music:

Anything that rhymes 'Atlantic' with 'Atlantic'

Television:

Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tom and Jerry Repeats, The O.C, The Sarah Silverman Program, Grumpy Old Men.

Books:

Crack up at the race riots
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