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Justin Parker

Waiting to make my move once the methane has dissipated!

About Me


"He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden." - Plato
I've played guitar since I was twelve. I was born in 1972, so you do the math, lol. My earliest music influences were listening to my father and grandmother sing gospel and country songs. I grew up listening to Elvis, Hank Williams, Sr., Willie Nelson, Charlie Daniels, Waylon Jennings, George Jones, Alabama, and whatever else my parents listened to. Then in the 4th grade I was introduced to rock music and was influenced by Billy Squier, Def Leppard, KISS, Styx, & Men At Work. When I turned 12, my parents asked me if I wanted to take guitar lessons and I thought, hmm, okay. I always enjoyed listening to my father play guitar and since he gave me my first guitar at an earlier age I figured I should learn how to play it. Guitar quickly became my life. My best friend and I used to put on air guitar concerts for invisible audiences. There were many a time that we were on stage with Mötley Crüe playing "Shout At The Devil" to sold out invisible crowds. My friend took up the drums and soon we were writing songs and waking up the neighborhood at 6am with our favorite song, "Wake-up Call."
I was heavily influenced then by bands like Van Halen, Ratt, Dokken, Ozzy Osbourne, Led Zeppelin, Tesla, & Metallica and had the long hair to match it. Well, I had a lot of hair. It was more of an afro than anything. I took guitar lessons from some local music stores off and on for a while, but mostly taught myself by ear until I met a great local blues guitarist, Doug McCombs, who took me under his wing and introduced me to more eclectic tastes like Stevie Ray Vaughan, Robert Johnson, Robert Cray, Miles Davis, Jeff Beck, and Eric Clapton. I went on the road with his band at the age of 14 as a light engineer, guitar tech, and roadie. It was quite an experience at that age.
Ever since I've picked up the guitar, I've recorded. Most of the time just trying to emulate early Van Halen and Led Zeppelin recordings. Recording was a great learning tool; both for playing guitar and recording techniques. When I didn't have a drum set, I'd improvise with pots and pans, boxes, suitcases, pillows, and anything that made a thud when you hit it. If I didn't have a bass, I'd tune my guitar down. I was a terrible vocalist, but it was good practice. Those recordings have since been destroyed or lost on purpose.
I joined and formed many bands throughout my high school years and played with the strongest desire to "make it" in music. Although, we never amounted to much in those bands, it was always fun. When most of my high school friends moved away and went to college, I got married and later joined the army; hanging up the guitar - but not for long. I played with a few musicians here and there while in the army. I even played guitar for "Little Shop Of Horrors" at the post theatre at Fort Polk for a little while. Once I got out of the army, I realized that playing music was my life's ambition and to give it up would be a waste.
I joined a band called Box Wagon Candy Band which was a 6 peice band that played anything from folk to funk. It was an eclectic, but broad genre of music. That band split in half when we realized everyone had diffent musical paths we wanted to take. I went on to form a few other projects, before forming Perfect Mercy with an excellent vocalist that would eventually become my wife in 2006. I decided to start recording commercially instead of just for personal use and I now run a recording studio called Crocus Lane Studios which just opened in Nashville, TN.
I'm married to my best friend and I'm the luckiest man in the world to be able to be with her every day. We enjoy amusing each other. I'm always looking to make new friends to go hang out and do new things with. I have an 11 year old son who lives with his mother. I like to watch comedies, science-fiction, and horror movies. I attempt to dance when I have a buzz. I don't smoke and I'm an occasional social drinker. I have a newfound love for horses as I just recently rode one for the first time; now I'm hooked!
Justin is a member of BMI

My Interests

This is the portion of my page that you really shouldn't read. I'm warning you right now, stop reading. There is nothing to see here.

The world wants you to be fat and lazy. Why else would we have pizza delivery, cable television, and internet? No-one wants you to leave the comfort of your bed. Stay in bed and eat. You don't even have to get up and shower. Why should you? You're just going to be in bed eating, watching TV and surfing myspace profiles.

Will you vote? Vote for someone who is least likely to lie as much as the next person. That way it won't hurt as much when they do lie.

I enjoy saying words that sound weird. Like the word "weird." I think they chose the word "weird" to define things that are weird because the word itself is weird.

"I Met Jesus In A Bar" is playing right now. 1) Why am I listening to it? 2) That wasn't Jesus. It was a Mexican with a name that was pronounced a lot different. 3) Why is this a song?

You're still reading. Why are you still here? Okay. If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

I'd like to meet:

someone who is on the earth and is not falling off of it who can breathe oxygen without gills and can handle all of the gravity on the earth without being sucked underground or propelled into space to never breathe oxygen again and that has a heart that beats inside of their chest (not on the outside) and blood that is made out of blood and not of charcoal. Someone that does not take profiles seriously. Is these questions you askin' me of important nature like? I think not, therefore I am.

Music:

keep looking! do you hear it? Smell this. Can you feel it?

Movies:

Comedies - anything with Jim Carrey
Sci-fi - love Star Wars
Horror - I haven't really been frightened in a long time
Drama - I like to think so long as I don't smell something burning
Action - anything with suspended wire fighting (i.e. Matrix, Jackie Chan)

Television:

Cops Comedy Central
South Park
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Animal Planet

Books:

How to kill a rat with an oboe
How to lease out the space inside your nose
How to give a king a really hard time
Apartment hunting for devil worshipers
How to start a range war
The stains in your shorts can indicate your future
How to turn unbearable pain into extra income

Heroes:

Superman
Batman
Spiderman
Wonderwoman
Daisy Duke
Boss Hogg
dogs
cars
stick
brown rock
spoon
hair follicle
poopy
green
huh?

My Blog

The truth about VONAGE

Here's a little story about just how much Vonage cares about customer satisfaction. I recently switched to Vonage because on the surface it seemed like a great deal and great savings. The offer said 3...
Posted by Justin Parker on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:17:00 PST

BASSIST NEEDED - Nashville / Knoxville

PERFECT MERCY IS SEEKING A FULL TIME BASSIST Ideal candidate: Age 18-35 (although we are open to all ages) Versatile talent; able to funk it up when it needs it Have pro gear and pro attitude Flexibl...
Posted by Justin Parker on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

Coming to Knoxville, TN Saturday, October 27

  THE RETURN OF PERFECT MERCY! Halloween Bash and Susie's birthday Saturday, October 27, 2007 Knoxville, TN at The Prince 509 Lovell Road next to Waffle House   ...
Posted by Justin Parker on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:53:00 PST

Impersonating a licensed EMT or Paramedic

Here is an article of interest:http://forums.firehouse.com/archive/index.php/t-782 01.html Here is a link for TN license verification:http://www2.state.tn.us/health/licensure/index. htm If you know of s...
Posted by Justin Parker on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

Hiatus

I haven't blogged in quite a while. Many of you may be wondering if I just fell off of the earth. I think I did, but I've crawled back on for another go. What has been going on with me? I got to a poi...
Posted by Justin Parker on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:41:00 PST

Preparing to dream

You have a way of making me love life without even doing anything. When you sleep, I can see beauty and peace at harmony with heaven. When you smile, your soul reaches out a warm hand that lights my h...
Posted by Justin Parker on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:12:00 PST

oh well

Sometimes it's easier to give really good advice than it is to practice what you preach. I make conscious efforts to do what I say and stick to it. I catch myself slipping sometimes with letting thing...
Posted by Justin Parker on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:35:00 PST

These boots are made for walking, but they have soft soles

Here's just a little something that I've learned that might make someone else think about how they are. I do believe that it's healthy to have an opnion. In some cases, it's probably ok to an opiniona...
Posted by Justin Parker on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:50:00 PST

Healthy Pizza Recipe

MMmmmmm I think I've perfected this recipe. It tasted great the other night. Anyone have any good recipes to share with me? This pizza is only as healthy as the toppings that you put on it. THE DOUGHI...
Posted by Justin Parker on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:00:00 PST

Getting deep

          Sometimes I feel the need just to blog for the sake of blogging. If you will notice the smileys above; they all keep a smile on no matter how crazy they get. I ...
Posted by Justin Parker on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:55:00 PST