This is the portion of my page that you really shouldn't read. I'm warning you right now, stop reading. There is nothing to see here.
The world wants you to be fat and lazy. Why else would we have pizza delivery, cable television, and internet? No-one wants you to leave the comfort of your bed. Stay in bed and eat. You don't even have to get up and shower. Why should you? You're just going to be in bed eating, watching TV and surfing myspace profiles.
Will you vote? Vote for someone who is least likely to lie as much as the next person. That way it won't hurt as much when they do lie.
I enjoy saying words that sound weird. Like the word "weird." I think they chose the word "weird" to define things that are weird because the word itself is weird.
"I Met Jesus In A Bar" is playing right now. 1) Why am I listening to it? 2) That wasn't Jesus. It was a Mexican with a name that was pronounced a lot different. 3) Why is this a song?
You're still reading. Why are you still here? Okay. If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
someone who is on the earth and is not falling off of it who can breathe oxygen without gills and can handle all of the gravity on the earth without being sucked underground or propelled into space to never breathe oxygen again and that has a heart that beats inside of their chest (not on the outside) and blood that is made out of blood and not of charcoal. Someone that does not take profiles seriously. Is these questions you askin' me of important nature like? I think not, therefore I am.
keep looking! do you hear it? Smell this. Can you feel it?
Comedies - anything with Jim Carrey
Sci-fi - love Star Wars
Horror - I haven't really been frightened in a long time
Drama - I like to think so long as I don't smell something burning
Action - anything with suspended wire fighting (i.e. Matrix, Jackie Chan)
Cops
Comedy Central
South Park
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Animal Planet
How to kill a rat with an oboe
How to lease out the space inside your nose
How to give a king a really hard time
Apartment hunting for devil worshipers
How to start a range war
The stains in your shorts can indicate your future
How to turn unbearable pain into extra income
Superman
Batman
Spiderman
Wonderwoman
Daisy Duke
Boss Hogg
dogs
cars
stick
brown rock
spoon
hair follicle
poopy
green
huh?