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Superman

I will protect all of Metropolis!!

About Me

As all of you know I am Superman. I am the protector and guardian of Metropolis. I am pretty much an alien because I can fly and shoot little cool sexy hot red beams from my eyes and I can see through anything but lead ;).... Yes ladies you know what that means =D.. I am pretty much a bad ass I work out 24/7 fly around and get high.. I am a huge ass dude and I can pretty much own about anyone on this planet.. YES! I am faster than Flash. But he doesnt take it personal because we are homeboys. I am a father to one child, my son and I am married to my fine sexy new superwoman. My first one left me for Aquaman. But I decided one day to shoot my sexy red beams into the ocean and boil him and her alive. So the pain has gone away because I have gotten my revenge on the little whore bag =) ..Well I dont know what else to tell you about me because I am sure you have already heard a lot =) .. So how about we just be friends and talk about you! =D ..
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My Interests

Flying.. Working out.. Killing bad guys.. Eating.. Making love to my wife.. Wrestling with my son.. Getting high.. Shooting my sexy hot red beams.. Using my X-Ray Vision ;)..

I'd like to meet:

Hitler so I could shoot him with my sexy red beams and then take his position and change everything a little bit. Be a nice Hitler =D ..

Music:

Doooogggg I listen to it ALL!

Movies:

I love Porn Movies.. My friends say they aint movies but whatever.. If you have actors then it is a movie.. King Pin and I watch them all night.. =D

Television:

Its so hard to watch the television sometimes.. When I get angry at a stupid reporter I end up using my sexy red beams.. and BAM!! there goes the TV! grrrr..

Books:

I cant read books.. I always end up burning them with my eyes.. =P

Heroes:

My daddy and mommy.. I am my own hero.. Batman.. King Pin.. Wonder Woman.. Cat Women.. Flash.. I have a lot.. =)