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Rift

Written in cold blood with a toothpick

About Me

I am a master of tomfoolery, a warrior of words, a crime fighting and womanizing ninja by night. The skeletons in my closet say hi to me everynight as I sleep. I give each one of them a pound and a dap to show I still know they're down. But for real who am I? Such a complex and rubix cube of a question. I say find that out for yourself. Message me and learn the wonders behind the man, the myth, the legend!Haha who am I fooling, I am just an average cat who has a creative mind. If you dig that then hit me up or just hit me up if you think I'm cool enough for a message.

My Interests

music, movies, biking, boxing, working out, poetry/rhyming, and video games

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

AC/DC, Aceyalone, Adolescents, The Adverts, Aesop Rock, Agent Orange, Tha Alkaholiks, The Allman Brothers, Apathy, Fiona Apple, Artifacts, At The Drive In, Atmosphere, David Axelrod, AZ, Eric B and Rakim, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, The Band, The Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, The Beatnuts, Bauhaus, Beck, Big Daddy Kane, Big L, Big Mike, Big Pun, Big Star, Binary Star, The Birthday Party, Bjork, Blackalicious, Black Flag, Black Moon, Black Sabbath, Black Sheep, Blondie, Blue Oyster Cult, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Boogie Down Productions, David Bowie, Braille, Brand Nubian, Brotha Lynch Hung, Brother Ali, Jeff Buckley, Joe Budden, Budgie, Kate Bush, Buzzcocks, The Byrds, Cage, Can, Captain Beefheart, The Cars, Johnny Cash, The Chameleons,Chino XL, Circle Jerks, The Clash, Coldplay, John Coltrane, Common, Company Flow, Comptons Most Wanted, Cormega, Elvis Costello, The Coup, The Cramps, Cream, Cunninlynguists, The Cure, Cypress Hill, D'Angelo, The Damned, Danzig, Das EFX, Miles Davis, Dead Kennedys, Death, Deep Purple, Del The Funky Homosapien, De La Soul, Derek and The Dominos, Descendents, Devin, Devo, Digable Planets, Digital Underground, Dinosaur Jr., DJ Quik, DJ Shadow, The D.O.C., Dogg Pound, The Doors, Nick Drake, D.R.I., Dr. Dre, Bob Dylan, E-40, Eazy-E, Echo and The Bunnymen, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, Brian Eno, EPMD, Eightball and MJG, El-P, Encore, Faith No More, Fear, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Sage Francis, Freestyle Fellowship, Fugazi, Funkadelic, Peter Gabriel, Gang of Four, Gang Starr, Marvin Gaye, G.B.H., Genesis, Gentle Giant, The Germs, Geto Boys, The Goats, Ghostface Killah, Goodie Mob, Gravediggaz, The Gun Club, Guns N Roses, GZA, Donny Hathaway, Richard Hell, Heltah Skeltah, Jimi Hendrix, Gil Scott Heron, Hieroglyphics, Howlin Wolf, Husker Du, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Illogic, J-Live, Michael Jackson, Japan, Jay-Z, Jeru The Damaja, Jethro Tull, Elton John, Joy Division, King Crimson, KMD, Kool G Rap and DJ Polo, Kool Keith, Kraftwerk, Kyuss, Led Zeppelin, LL Cool J, John Lennon, Lord Finesse, Louis Logic, Luniz, Lupe Fiasco, Madlib, Magazine, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Main Source, Bob Marley, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Masta Ace, Curtis Mayfield, MC5, MC Eiht, Meat Puppets, Megadeth, Melvins, Menace Clan, Meshuggah, Metallica, Method Man, MF Grimm, MF Doom, Charles Mingus, Minor Threat, Minutemen, The Misfits, Mission of Burma, Joni Mitchell, Mobb Deep, The Modern Lovers, M.O.P., Van Morrison, Mos Def, Motorhead, Bob Mould, Mr. Bungle, Mr. Mike, Keith Murray, Murs, My Bloody Valentine, Nas, The Nation of Ulysses, Necro, New Order, New York Dolls, Harry Nilsson, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Non Phixion, Notorious B.I.G., Ted Nugent, NWA, Oasis, O.C., One Last Wish, One Be Lo (One Man Army), Onyx, Operation Ivy, Organized Konfusion, Shuggie Otis, Outkast, Pantera, Parliament, Gram Parsons, Jaco Pastorius, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Pep Love, Pete Rock and CL Smooth, Pere Ubu, Pharcyde, Pharoahe Monch, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, The Pogues, The Police, Iggy Pop, Portishead, Pretenders, Primus, Prince, Prince Paul, The Psychedelic Furs, Public Enemy, Q-Unique, Quasimoto, Queens of The Stone Age, Quicksand, Radiohead, Raekwon, Rage Against The Machine, Ramones, Rappin 4 Tay, Ras Kass, Ray Luv, Reagan Youth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Otis Redding, Redman, Refused, R.E.M., The Replacements, The Residents, Rites of Spring, RJD2, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, Roxy Music, Royce 5'9, Todd Rundgren, Run DMC, Rush, RZA, Saafir, Sabac, Saigon, Samhain, Santana, Scarface, Erick Sermon, Sex Pistols, Shyheim, Beanie Sigel, Silver Apples, Frank Sinatra, Sisters of Mercy, Slayer, Slick Rick, Slim Thug, Slug, Sly and The Family Stone, Smashing Pumpkins, Smif N Wessun, Patti Smith, The Smiths, Smooth The Hustler, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, Souls of Mischief, Soundgarden, Spice 1, Bruce Springseen, Stiff Little Fingers, The Stooges, Sublime, Suede, Sugar, Suicidal Tendencies, Sunny Day Real Estate, Supastition, T.S.O.L., T-Rex, Talking Heads, Teardrop Explodes, Television, They Might Be Giants, Thin Lizzy, Richard Thompson, Three 6 Mafia, Thyrday, T.I., Tool, Peter Tosh, Tragedy Khadafi, A Tribe Called Quest, TRU, Twista, U2, UGK, Ultra, Ultramagnetic MC's, Uncle Tupelo, Vakill, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Velvet Underground, The Verve, Violent Femmes, Tom Waits, Scott Walker, WC and The Maad Circle, Weezer, Kanye West, The White Stripes, The Who, Wilco, Wipers, Wire, Stevie Wonder, Wu-Tang Clan, X, XTC, Xzibit, Yes, Neil Young, Frank Zappa, The Zombies, Z-Ro

Movies:

Goodfellas, Seven Samurai, Rashomon, Red Beard, Captain Blood, Gone With The Wind, Ed Wood, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Little Caesar, The Godfather, The Godfather 2, The Big Heat, White Heat, Yankee Doodle Dandy, The Defiant Ones, North By Northwest, Gunga Din, The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, Captain Courageous, Duck Soup, Monkey Business, Anatomy of a Murder, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Raging Bull, Carlito's Way, Citizen Kane, Fist of Legend, Police Story, Hard Boiled, Fight Club, Office Space, Super Troopers, The Invisible Man, Night of The Living Dead, Dawn of The Dead, Annie Hall

Television:

Dream On, Sopranos, Trailer Park Boys, Reno 911, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Seinfield, Space Coaster

My Blog

Poor Man's Blog Edition

A new entry cause of boredom! more random thoughts and etc -The snow the last week or so hasn't been too bad. Sure it's been a pain for a couple of days but it's been pretty good the last half I must ...
Posted by Rift on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn....Oh wait...I Do!

-Supposedly I'm a master of voices from friends tell me, yes I've heard of the years I come up with the most ridic voices that drive either people insane or to love me (you know who you are). All thos...
Posted by Rift on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

Hmm...

Yesterday something truly strange occured but it is quite sad. I was talking to a friend in my room on the phone when all of I sudden I heard a "thud" right on my window. Didn't really scare...
Posted by Rift on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:26:00 PST

AYE!

New Ish! -One of my favorite actors died a month and some ago. Glenn Ford. He was 90 year old. Lived a long life but it still is kinda sad seeing one of the few greats from the old 40's movie era...
Posted by Rift on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

What the Hell is On My Mind?

-James Cagney. I watch far too many of his movies the last little while. -Asia/Europe has the horror movie genre on lock. Tired of the same old watered down shit in the markets here today. BRING BACK ...
Posted by Rift on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

You Can Not Escape The Wrath of...??

Gnarls Barkley... Yep, I swear every time I'm out I atleast hear some random song from the album in a car or store. It's actually nice to see people bumping a good album alot unlike of alot of other f...
Posted by Rift on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:57:00 PST

Weird Dreams

For the few months or so that I can remember I've been having a common theme in my dreams. What may you ask is the common trend in my dreams?.....video games. Yes it's strange but about twice a week I...
Posted by Rift on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:35:00 PST

Thoughts@Play

Ok whats been crackin? My glands in my throat are tender. I dunno what the hell is up with me. I also feel kinda lagged out for some reason. But I'm strivin y'all! Must be a cold or somethin. Anways, ...
Posted by Rift on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Jay Dee aka J-Dilla

What exactly can I say..... Dude was an amazing producer and was apart of so many great Hip Hop albums. He was one of my personal favorite producers and definately one of the most versatile Hip Hop pr...
Posted by Rift on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:20:00 PST

More...

Funny story about this writing I'd like to share. I believe I wrote this back in like 1999-2000 and it was a whole song based on the video game Resident Evil (bleh yes it's dumb as hell and I know tha...
Posted by Rift on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:17:00 PST