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Myrtle

All day long I dream about sex

About Me

I love sex. I have very low confidence, so my occupation as a prostitue helps me feel needed. The only person who's ever told me I'm pretty is my mom, but I know everyone else is just jealous. Once, this really ugly guy felt inferior to my beauty, and made me put a paper bag over my head. The guys like me because my large mouth can work wonders. Its basically the only thing I'm good for. If you ever need someone, call 828-330-8004

In the year I resolve to:
Find out who I got that STD from. Get your resolution here

My Interests

Sex. Cocks. Thats all I have to say about that.

I'd like to meet:

Your big fat cock. For real, I love chickens.

Television:

Channel 95