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Jeffy

Biceps that can crush Christianity.

About Me

Jeffy recklessly places his life and that of others in danger, all in the name of rock.

My Interests

Interests: Medicine, wildlife, history, travel, politics, ballcaps, standup comics, SC Trojans, LA Lakers, Oakland A's
Food: Pink's Huell Howsers, Wienerschnitzel, $4 Argentine steaks, churrascos, ceviche, Chalupas, shellfish, split pea soup, lobster/crab, avocados, KFC original recipe, Popeye's red beans & rice, clam chowder, egg rolls, rum, casado, milkshakes, mangos, Animal-style 3x3, Gatorade, red beer, Round Table Pizza, spinach, sushi, Salsa Lizano
Things/People I Hate: Texas, Florida, the East Coast, Jeter, A-Rod, Yankees, Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, basically the collective arrogance known as New York, Julia Roberts, Oprah, Chuck Liddell, Tom Cruise, Bill O'Reilly, British Royal Family, Shaq, Bono, T.O., Sean Combs, Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Britney Spears, and the rest of Celebrity Blonde Whore Nation, Amsterdam hookers, Namibian police, Little-Man Syndrome, PNAC, NASCAR, Wynn Hotel, Nalgene bottles, Tevas, Birkenstocks, Uggs, Porsche Cayenne, Hummer H2, car customizations, tequila, tartar sauce, horchata, egg nog, Indian food, bling

I'd like to meet:

Lonely soccer moms looking for a bad time.

Music:

Beatles, basically all Classic Rock, Rage Against the Machine, Radiohead, The Shins

Movies:

Indiana Jones Trilogy, Rocky III, Ronin, Office Space, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, OG Star Wars Trilogy, Tombstone, The Matrix, Coming to America, 40 Year Old Virgin, Reservoir Dogs, Munich, 300

Television:

Family Guy, Seinfeld, UFC, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Letterman, Leno, Kimmel, Conan

Books:

Reading is for people who don't know how to throw a frisbee.

Heroes:

Lech Walesa, TR, John Muir, Mandela, Jim Henson, Smokey the Bear, Indiana Jones, Andy Rooney, Neil Armstrong, Yuri Gagarin, John Wooden, Pete Carroll, Sir Paul, Kobayashi