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Hubert / G.A.M.

No balls, no babies.

About Me

"watching u in a record store is kind of like animal planet sometimes..." ~ Eliza Mae (my girlfrizzle)

Err... I'm the kind of guy that'll help your Mom take in the groceries, drink some beers from out of the fridge and then realize I don't know who you are. I'm from Detroit, what has been aptly called the cesspool of the Midwest by a local eMCee that rolls with Kid Rock.
My passion is music. I collect old vinyl records and I do my damnedest to keep up on any type of music that gets my jones going. On any given day, you can hear me listening to De La Soul, New Birth, Blur, Nikka Costa, Cake, Ramsey Lewis or Basement Jaxx. The core of it all though is hip-hop for me. Umm... yeah, I'd rather write a book about myself, so I'll stop here before you hate me. I'm still working on the second beer out of your Mom's fridge. She thinks my name is Ferguson.

My Interests

Anything that brings out the spices in life.

I'd like to meet:

Fly folks that know Mr. Cumulus on a first name basis.

Music:

Anything but twangy country and unpopular classical music.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Waking Life, Fight Club, Royal Tenenbaums, Ghost World, Taxi Driver, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Amelie, Clay Pigeons... the list goes on.

Television:

Kill the computer is what the T.V. tells me. The computer tells me to kill the T.V., so I decided to kill the cat before it got to curiousity. Now who you callin' pussy?!

Heroes:

Why... you are my hero.

My Blog

Tastemaker Moment - Stat Quo

This isn't hyphy, it's not crunk...  it's jammin' though.  It doesn't teach you a new dance though, sorry.Stat Quo - We Get Higher Let's get higher, y'all!  A dope cut out of A...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:10:00 PST

Who is ballin' out on the Bjork tickets?!

$89.50 for some seats in the orchestral pit, hunh?Yee-aaaah!  Balli-iiiiiiiiiiiin!I'm going to step up and cop 'em when I find I can afford them.  Who is else is gonna make it rain on this o...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:26:00 PST

Where are the answers?

I must say I know one wouldn't expect epiphanies, nirvana or true enlightenment from watching television.  I cannot say I have yet; maybe I have... who knows.But damn if HBO isn't investing in st...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:02:00 PST

Lindsay Lohan's Revenge

"Why you showin' them coochie lips, gettin' up out yo' car"Pure poetry.http://www.myspace.com/thepaserock is the place to witness this piece of sonic excellence."Take your panties off, show yo' baby ...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

Is Elvis Dead?

Warning:  This blog is a discussion on race in music.  This is just a query to provoke discussion.  Please don't come at me huffy.  It is not that deep.My younger brother and I we...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

our tax dollars at work... AGHH!

Around 3pm EST, on Saturday, February 10th, 2007, two guys in plain clothes arrived at my house that I rent in Hazel Park, MI.  They were supposedly from some Sheriff department.They demand that ...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:51:00 PST

In more festive matters...

(read:  party time)Hosted By: gambit the mcWhen: Saturday Mar 10, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: Lager House1254 Michigan AveDetroit, MI 48226United StatesDescription:Columbus Invades DetroitEnvelope and ...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:43:00 PST

True American Idolatry

If you missed Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings live in Detroit, then you're stupid. The show at the Magic Stick last night was great. Sharon Jones is one of a kind. I've never seen anyone rock a show li...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST

life is strange (record related)

 Yo...  there's a store in Las Vegas that blew my mind.Check it, you know how you have your want list, then your "shit you'd almost kill to have but you are sure you may never come across it...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

sick, kill cells

Things are a-changin'...  new job.  New lease on life... new focus. Expect some new music from me before it snows.  A pseudo-single will be presenting for public consumption very soon. ...
Posted by Hubert / G.A.M. on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:41:00 PST