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Mrs BJ Smegma

Beslemuch, NO! We will not let you go! Let me go!

About Me

I maim small children.

My Interests

The Connect 4, The Jaffa Cake, Having a good bed/sleep/morning.

I'd like to meet:

Mr.T, Hulk Hogan, Meat Loaf, Jeremy Kyle, Fat Dave!

Music:

Metal, Rock, Punk, Techno, Drum 'n' Bass, Baroque, Jazz, Rock 'n' Roll, Pop, Rap and so forth.

Movies:

Layer Cake, Trainspotting, Detroit Rock City, Waynes World 1 & 2, Bill & Ted's Excelent Adventure & Bogus Journey, The Breakfast Club, Lord Of The Rings 1,2 & 3, All Monty Python films etc.

Television:

The A-Team, Fawlty Towers, Peep Show, Father Ted etc.

Books:

Wasp Factory - Iain Banks, The Earthsea Trillogy - Ursula Le. Giun, The Hobbit - Yolde J.R.R,

Heroes:

Spiderman is pretty awesome, Superman sucks but not as much as Batman, Punisher = very good, Ghost Rider rules, Wolverine also very good.