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Ms Velvet! ***R.U.I.***

'It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people' - Pamela Anders

About Me

Heya! My name is Joanna-Marie, i'm erm me i guess. Lol. i'm not a size 8 and i'm proud of that! i gots curves baby!!!
XD
I hate moths, butterflies, spiders and other icky things... i love purdy stuff like erm... Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock! those two WERE sooooo cute! have to bloody get divorced!!!!
Grrrrr!!!! :-P
I am just me i guess, i can de deadly serious (very rarely) and i can be completely crazy!!
I believe peace is what this world is lacking!
People are so cruel!... We abuse animals, the earth, eachother and ourselves! why??... why cant we all just have a good time?
right, i'm done with my crazy hippy rant!! :-P
I LOVE music!! music, photography, tattoos and all types of art really!
If you wanna know more about me then feel free to ask!.....
please note, anyone who asks me if i'm freaky, or asks me to meet for sex will get blocked and deleted. also very probably hunted down and hurt very badly!! so please dont bloody bother!!
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
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How to make a Velvet Rain Drops
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts silliness
5 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Otis
This girl is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. The servant to Dr. Satan... will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.
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My Interests

Music, writing, shopping, goin to gigs, chillin with friends... the usual!!

Your Porn Star Name Is...
J-ho What's Your Porn Star Name?

I'd like to meet:

Jesus!! haha! :-P
all my favorite musicians and cartoon characters!!!



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" ACHTUNG ! Joanna-Marie may actually be a spider-human hybrid
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Music:

i like anything and everything thats good. erm yeah thats it basically... tell ya what... ask me.....

Coming Undone With It

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Movies:

Waynes World, Biker Boyz, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Wash.

Take the quiz:
Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~

I wanna be sedated By;Ramones
You liked being stoned or drunk or drugged up...you wish you could be sleeping all the time...Thats how you get away from all the many problems that you have...and wish you did'nt. Don't worry though your life will get better.

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Television:

That 70's Show, My Wife And Kids, erm i dunno... i dont really watch much tv.

Books:

"A Boy Called It" by Dave Pelzer. This book will make you cry like a baby!!

"Star" by, yup you guessed it, Pamela Anderson!! XD

Heroes:

I've had many heros growing up including, Pamela Anderson, Joey Ramone, Jerry Cantrell (this man MUST marry my mother!! haha!), Michael Jackson, Jimmy Page, Alice Cooper, lil Jon and of course Xzibit!!
BUT i guess the true heroes are My Mum, all the people who helped my family through hard times... and Pamela Anderson! heh heh.

My Blog

CONDOMS..... fukin aye btw! :-P

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan...Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.Tesco Condoms - every little helps.Nike Condoms - Just do it...
Posted by Velvet Rain Drops on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST

2006... 2007!!

  A few people have written these and inspired me to do one too, so......   In the year of 2006 i have had many struggles. With friends, family, home, health, love and keeping myself happy. ...
Posted by Velvet Rain Drops on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:33:00 PST

Friendy-poos must fill in for moi! xxx

For my friends 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one...
Posted by Velvet Rain Drops on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST

RED STAR REBELS BABY!!!!!!!

  Ok so I have an UBER awesome, rockin' new love... Red Star Rebels. Not only are these guys the hottest new band on the planet!... but they're also the hottest guys on the planet!! :-P &nbs...
Posted by Velvet Rain Drops on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:33:00 PST