My axe provides. I humbly receive.
..a man about a dog. I can't count the number of times I have been left standing on my own by people on their way to meet a man about a dog. Is there some kind of man/dog club you have to be a member of to be a part of this growing trend? Why am I not invited? Why, when I see these people again, are they never escorted by one of mans best friends? Perhaps its just a discussion group, in which case fuck them, sad bastards.
Check out my bands. Dirty Angels & Humbucker. I have an unhealthy affection for loud guitar music and I like(amongst others), Black Sabbath, Frank Zappa, ZZ Top, Kyuss, Neil Young, DANKO 'FUCKIN' JONES, Pantera, Slayer, Iron Mainden, Velvet Revolver, The Ramones, Guns n Roses, System of a Down, Robin Trower, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Robert Randolph, Cream, Aerosmith, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Machinehead, Iggy & The Stooges, Alice in Chains, Cathedral, Orange Goblin, Nirvana, The Eagles, Black Label Society, Metallica, Anthrax, AC/DC, Van Halen, The Who, The Beach Boys, Grand Magus, Eh?, The Beatles, Butthole Surfers, The Rollong Stones, The Beastie Boys, Queen, Megadeth, Corrosion of Conformity, Queen, Allman Brothers, Eagles, Megadeth, Cypress Hill
Will Ferrell. Star Wars. Back to the Future. Ghost Busters. Anything thats actually funny.
Meh.
Biographies.
Eddie Van Halen, Tony Iommi, Angus Young, Billy Gibbons, Josh Homme, Ritchie Blackmore, Frank Zappa, Dimebag Darrell, Scott Hill, Eddie Glass, Slash, Robin Trower, Adrian Smith, Peter Green, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Pepper Keenan, Iggy Pop, David Lee Roth and Lemmy