Improv, sketch comedy, acting, books, stating the obvious, velociawkwards, Chicago Cubs, blues, rock and roll, iO, Second City, Chicago, New York, my friends, boys, girls, you, being a bitch when I kind of love everyone anyways, singing like a dude, smoking through my trache scar, being Eurotrash, accents, my awkward gangly phase, making out, watching movies, and AP Life.
The people who make those Gillette Fusion ads. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE A FUCKING RAZOR, DOUCHEBAGS.And maybe someone who can put my hatred of certain ad campaigns in perspective.
Tom Waits, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists, Bright Eyes, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bjork, Quintus, NIN, Meat Loaf, Outkast, Sublime, Queen, Ludacris, Jem, tmj, Quintus, Dead Kennedys, Gwen Stefani, the Dresden Dolls, Franz Ferdinand, The Beatles, The Waitresses, Joe Jackson, Barenaked Ladies, Sugarcubes, Stephen Sondheim, Panic! At the Disco, Ima Robot, and so on with the pseudo artsy/indie shit.
Comedies: The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman and Thank You For Smoking, notwithstanding classics. Dramas etc...too hard to pin down.
ER, Daily Show, Colbert Report (sometimes), 30 Rock, Mythbusters, and Law & Order. All of them. All the time.
The Bell Jar, The Ancestor's Tale, Assassination Vacation, The Areas of My Expertise
Jesus, Gandhi, and Lizzie Borden.