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About Me

A dollar is exactly six inches long which is helpful to know if you're in a pinch. so i grew up mostly with my raw food dad who is also a packrat with 20+ vaccum cleaners, a few thousand beta tapes, 25 unicycles and maybe 50 juicers. One day him and I eradicated a bee infestation in the rafters of our attic with said vacuum cleaners. I brought home bee suits from work because I was working for DPW at the time and got them there. One time I had a bar mitzvah, one time i yadda yadda yadda. My mother is no vegan and, being a fag since 1985 I spent a lot of time in the kitchen alongside her and learned to make a mean irish potato leek stew and fenky caseroles. I grew up in san diego, lived in Alaska for a year and studied in France for a spell. and now im here. C'est tout.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

guys with cable

Music:

anything (except everything).Nina Simone, Joanna Newsom, pinback, CocoRosie, The Album Leaf, air, m83, if you're feeling sinister by bill and sebastian hot chip, the blow, the knife, neutral melk hotelthe arcade fire, devendra banhoontz, antony and the jizzles, sufjan stetson, , old modest mouse (thanks), chicks on sheeps, Miles of Davis, the sea and cake, (delicous) gravytram!!!, the moldy peaches, kimya dawson, scissor seesters, tilly and the whale, Peaches, daft pork, bjork, blonde redhead, dolly porton, cat powers, amazing 90's hits? wHuitney houston? destiny's child? ahh mean... Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, jets to brazil, ray charles the whitest boy alive. and free radio san diego, 96.9 FM.

Television:

EDDY EDDY EDDY EDDY!

My Blog

My Swan Makeover

so I had some work done, did you see me on tv?as the winning contestant for the SWAN MAKEOVER, I recieved the followign improvements. *liposculpture and a minor tummy tuck *laser tattoo removal on my...
Posted by Svetlana Zchlavkóvíchkiav-saków on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 05:07:00 PST

i mean where do you draw the line?

so my brother is way into guns, which is fine i guess, but his collection is getting more TUFF as time goes on, so there sa 9mm and a shotgun and some 600 dollar killer riffle of somesort. and i live ...
Posted by Svetlana Zchlavkóvíchkiav-saków on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ce jour

so..tonite i drove to school to do homework in the library.i parked my truck, closed my eyes for five minutes and it turned into a half nhour. who was i kidding? so i drove back home. Got under my c...
Posted by Svetlana Zchlavkóvíchkiav-saków on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:23:00 PST

pics from the summer in poland and turkey, norway, other places

so these are from july and august 05. starts in norway to auschwitz in poland & me with our swiss friends rolling spliffs to Mount St. Michael in the Britagne region aannd then to turkiye for the ...
Posted by Svetlana Zchlavkóvíchkiav-saków on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:09:00 PST