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ICKY/CRAIG (shit happening)

About Me

BURNINGMAN 07 Barstool Revoloutionary/Historian. I hate Larry the cable guy. Complex, confusing, mostly harmless. Im not rich, and I never got the girl. Come follow me. If I find out you saw me in public and didnt say hi I will be dissapointed. I like "flawed, imperfect people" Something sabout someones societal perceived "imperfections" turns me on. Somebody once told me that hanging out with me was "fun", but sometimes the kind like when your driving way to fast in a really shitty car. Someday I'd like to be a Roman caesar. Or maybee a viking. I used to juggle about ten personalities, I believe I may have it down to three. People tell me I'm "animated" and "weird." I pray they are right. My favorite Beatle is George Harrison. My favorite kiss member was Ace Frehley I abhor pettiness and drama. I really dig laughing. HARD. What you see is what you get with me. No hidden agenda. Just me. I have no skeletons in my closet because I keep them on the front lawn. I am well aware of my faults as a human and have no problem admiting as such. Combative people bug me, especially when they are judgemental instead of educational:(9 out of 10 hippies are wary of me.) I have a very good sense of smell "the bullshit" and often my kindness is mistaken for a weakness or stupidity when actually I am just keeping my mouth shut to save the person some embarrassment. Or maybee I just figure if their going to B.S. me they are not worth the time. I end up hanging with such people less and less. I find Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner more attractive than any women around today. (Do I even have to mention Betty Page?. Duh! ) Im not really into your boob job. INDIVIDUALITY IS THE SEXIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME. Im not big into sports unless my team is winning or it is an excuse to slam PBR

My Interests

Esoteric knowledge. Societal outcasts that coninually "kick against the pricks." Financial planning. Violent, but rightious revoloution. (Very rare.) Talking to Bumblebees, Junebugs, and tadpoles. (When abundant) Probable conspiracy theory. Women 10 times more intelligent than I that want nothing to do with me. Comforting those in pain. Passion for life: The sometimes dark, but mostly the light. Nature Nature Nature! Being the occasional jackass! Pranking/being pranked. Strong, confident women who are assertive without being combative. Nonconformity. Women in pigtails playing indie rock. Burning Man. Brunettes, Redheads, Jet Black Sirens (your call I cannot resist.) Continually striving to bullshit myself less and less. ( Im a Leo, its easy for us!) Experimental guitarists such as Jeff Beck or Thurston Moore from Sonic Youth. Marilyn Monroe? Give me Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner any day. (They kick today's "starlets" asses.) Bangs. Helping you discover beauty inside yourself that you did not know existed. I enjoy making love in the rain. I also like fucking to industrial music on 11. The sound of a piano. Kissing with our eyes open. Walking into of traffic and staring down whoever is driving until they stop for me. Singing out loud without relevance to where I am or who is around me. Smiling, Sighing, Crying. Open minded non judgemental people. Calling, and harrasing conservative talk show host's until they hang up on me. (Happens all the time!) Pushing the buttons of the petty and closed minded. Striving to constantly improve myself as a compasionate person with regards to my interaction with others: I desire peace where I Live, unless you really deserve a punch in the fuckin' head. Pontooning around the private lake lot we have in central Wisconsin. We tribute Bachuus and listen to tunes fireside.

I'd like to meet:

I know several people Id like to turn into meat. Anyone who can make me laugh and tell me three things that I do not know. People who are not hung up on buying things that cant afford to impress people thaey dont even like. Annie from Giant Drag. Im kinda crackers over her. Possibly even Koo-coo for coco puffs. Dinner with Maggie Gylenthal.

Music:

(LIVE AND LOCAL BABE!) I listen to everything rom classic rock to jazz to emo to death to industrial to on and on. I like music relevant to my life. I dont like new country or negative hip hop/rap. Lately: /Santago/ EELS/Joanna Newsom/Mars Volta/Tegan and Sara/White Stripes/Fugazi/Annie Lennox/Bob Dylan/Boris/Daniel Johnston/Dresden Dolls/Giant Drag/Fiona Apple/Jack off Jill/LCD Soundsystem/Leonard Cohen/Ministry/Morphine/Nick Cave/OTEP/PJ Harvey/Radiohead/Secret Machines/Slipknot/Sonic Youth/Tom Waits/Whiskeytown/The Children of All Lies/The Brothers of Indecency/Barbie and Ken Must Die/Hate Baby/Imperial Meth Star(Heres one of me favorite vids)

Movies:



Television:

Every piece of shit reality show Mtv comes out with, Anything about Space, nature or phenomenon, Project Runway, 60 minutes, cnn, nbc nightly news with Tom Brokaw, Sopranos, The West Wing, FROM "THE WEST WING" Liberals running the Whitehouse. The intelligence and wit of the female characters makes my motor run. (President questioning his faith)

Books:

Mostly read online magazines such as Knowledge news, etc....

Heroes:

Noam Chomsky,Gore Vidal, Bob Dylan, Anyone who has survived any kind of abuse and especially those who havent. Myself Every once in awhile someone will say: I love "insert name" they are a god. I hate that, be your own god and you will get more respect

My Blog

Why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk4lCXt7JKoAnnie Lennox Simply the classiest ferak out there. Love this woman....
Posted by ICKY/CRAIG (shit happening) on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:45:00 PST