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Crazy Ralph

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About Me

Most think me just the "town crazy", that "g_ddamn nuisance" ridin' drunk 'round town on a bicycle, rantin' to tourists of death curses and doom. Fine by me; mockery comes with bein' a Messenger of God. So ya go on and call me "crazy" too. But don't say I didn't warn ya 'bout Camp Blood. It's got a death curse!

Me, watchin' another know-it-all, off to their inevitable doom.

Many have entered Camp Blood, never to come back again. It's got a death curse!

My Interests

Vintage bicycles, the Bible, public intoxication, and death curses.

I'd like to meet:

The one teenager who actually heeds my warnin', and someone who could finally rid Camp Blood of its death curse.

Me, tryin' to talk some sense into a couple of sex-crazed fools.

Movies:



My Blog

30 Days in The Hole

Well, it has been 'while since I've been on myspace, and I 'preciate all the warm comments and messages that I r'ceived in my absense. It seems that trumped up DUI (see previous blog) came b...
Posted by Crazy Ralph on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:28:00 PST

How crazy is Crazy Ralph this holiday season?

So crazy that he visited each and every one of ya to leave a little somethin' in your comments box. That's 293 if yer keepin' count, which is a lot of d_mn clickin' and pastin' to say the least a...
Posted by Crazy Ralph on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:31:00 PST

I was tagged--10 Random Things About Crazy Ralph

1. Crazy Ralph enjoys Irish Whiskey, and on average drinks 4 pints a day. 2. Crazy Ralph dropped out of school in the 8th grade. 3. Crazy Ralph wears boxers. 4. Crazy Ralph rides his bike an average o...
Posted by Crazy Ralph on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:18:00 PST

Coincidence? I think not--an article from the Crystal Lake Community Journal 11/28/07

An interestin' article from yesterday's Crystal Lake Community Journal. Seems they found where ya been stashin' your leftovers, Voorhees! Went to the police myself, but did any of 'em believe who I t...
Posted by Crazy Ralph on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:39:00 PST

An Article from the Crystal Lake Community Journal 11/21/07

Here in town, we have a weekly rag that comes out every Wednesday, called the Crystal Lake Community Journal. It's one of them papers that lets you know 'bout bake sales, school board meetins, an...
Posted by Crazy Ralph on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:28:00 PST

A Thanksgivin Message From Crazy Ralph

Thanksgivin' is a rare day off for me--thankful for that alone, as ridin' the roads and preachin' doom to the world is exhaustin' work. But as always, the missus'll be cookin' a delicio...
Posted by Crazy Ralph on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:53:00 PST