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John

..and the way it all falls together is the way it all fits.

About Me

I am trained by a government black operations agency through the Department of Defense in the art of mind control and subliminal torture. Once in awhile I like to get out and feed my pet chipmunk, Chet. Other than that, I like using a lot of ly adverbs.
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My Interests

Introducing the longest run-on sentence on my space: Watching live music listening to musicplaying volleyball in the sandhiking in remote locationsfishing in remote locationscamping in remote locationscoupling and streaking in remote locationsshopping and finding that one good deal to brag aboutsitting at a small coffee shop while watching other people live their livesgoing to a basketball game with friendsgoing to movies with friends or by myselfgoing to a play or some other high brow pretentious eventgoing to an art show and feigning interest with a, "hmmm it is reminiscent to the work of....." going to an art and wine fair and paying way to much for something because I became drunk on wine I also paid to much forreading a really good book..yes contrary to the content of this page I am literate.I have many interests, but out of respect for the people that may eventually read this I have written enough on this topic.

I'd like to meet:

People that aren't lame.

Music:

Radiohead.. Grandaddy.. Blur.. Broken Social Scene.. Pavement.. The Shins.. Stephen Malkmus.. Espers.. Morphine.. Minipop.. Ladytron.. Animal Collective.. Deerhoof.. Love and Rockets.. Jesus and Mary Chain.. Sigur Ros.. Arctic Monkeys.. Earlimart.. Dios Malos.. Pinback.. Spoon.. Olivia Tremor Control.. Neutral Milk Hotel.. Sufjan Stevens.. Elliot Smith.. Low... The Smiths.. The Cure.. OMD.. Kraftwerk.. Human League.. New Order.. Depeche Mode.. Lovemakers.. Boards of Canada.. Franz Ferdinand.. Travis.. Bloc Party.. Flaming Lips.. Beck.. Interpol.. Muse.. Architecture in Helsinki.. Dandy Warhols.. She Wants Revenge.. Okkervil River.. The Decemberists.. Magnetic Fields.. Arcade Fire.. Tom Waits.. Bryan Wilson's "Smile".. Wilco.. Calla.. Of Montreal.. Dandy Warhols.. Elbow.. Built to Spill.. Sonic Youth.. Fiery Furnaces.. TV on the Radio.. Annuals.. Led Zeppelin.. Pink Floyd.. Velvet Underground.. David Bowie.. The Beatles and Beach Boys of course.. all classical music.. Guilty Pleasure: Some Hair metal bands (Motley Crue shreds ass)
Upcoming Shows I Want to See:

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan Pulp Fiction Lord of The Rings Cinderella Man Gladiator Clerks The Thin Red Line Batman Begins both Spidermans Mullholland Drive Chasing Amy Dogma Star Wars Aliens blah blah blah

Television:

Basketball The History Channel A&E Family Guy Sorry when it comes to television viewing habits I am pretty boring. Truthfully I don't really watch much television.

Books:

Current Reading: Thomas Pynchon, Against the Day I also eat up cheesy fantasy novels like a lonely housewife with her Harlequins. Robert Jordan George rr Martin Stephen Donaldson Terry Goodkind Gregory Keyes R.A. Salvatore, Stephen King (not fantasy, but still cheesy) Tad Williams. Hustler magazine for the articles and insightful commentaryHistorical non fiction, particularly anything associated with The Cold War. Key reading though: Rise and fall of the third Reich, Rape of Nanking, Iron Coffins: A memoir, and The Jungle (Upton Sinclair)

Heroes:

There are so many that I have never met deserving that title. Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 95% The Flash 80% Spider-Man 70% Supergirl 65% Catwoman 65% Batman 65% Green Lantern 60% Robin 55% Wonder Woman 55% Iron Man 55% Superman 50% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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My Blog

My space, You Tube, and file sharing

Everyone, or 99.9%  of the people on Myspace have a song on their profile.  Usually it is probably, just like the written word a way for others to guage the personality of their page. Taste ...
Posted by John on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

Interesting tidbits in the news

Alright while reading the Times, I found a no-shit article that may be of some interest. Apparently, a 29 year old guy passed himself off has a 12 year old 7th grader successfully. Well up to now. It ...
Posted by John on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

when you feel like a shit

Yesterday, I sat and whined like a little baby. Sniveling about my own feelings without realizing that it takes one event to put everything in perspective. This morning a bomb dropped on me. My seven ...
Posted by John on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

Is it just me

,,,or does Condoleeza Rice look like a tranny? Wait I have seen far hotter trannies....
Posted by John on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:13:00 PST

music review .3

Mclusky-Mcluskyism stripped down indie-punkI have had this three cd set for about 6 months and never really had time to mention it. When I did I was preoccupied with other bands. The first cd is of th...
Posted by John on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST

Thanksgiving, and review .4

While reading this older blog there were things with it that grammatically irritated the shit out of me. So get in a time machine and go back a few weeks. Happy Thanksgiving to y'all! Anyhow, cooking ...
Posted by John on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:22:00 PST

focusing on the negative

Hmmm, while reading the news on Yahoo yesterday I saw an interesting tidbit that would interest and alarm anyone with at least half a brain. First I will get this out of the way. If you don't have a p...
Posted by John on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST

music review 5: Pavement

Yaay! The Dems have control of Congress. Hopefully they will babysit Dubya and prevent him from fucking more shit up. I am relieved whoo..ahhh. Right now I am growing a beard. It kind of itched at fir...
Posted by John on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

Music review .6 T.V. on the Radio

Happy Halloween!! I do believe this band captures the mood of the season very well.T.V. on the Radio- Return to Cookie Mountain- Dark experimental post-punkA couple of years ago I bought Desperate You...
Posted by John on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

Music reviews again

On occasion I like to blog about music. It has been awhile since I focused on this particular topic. I think the last review I written was about two months ago. Well I am a superstitious sort of guy w...
Posted by John on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST