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Squirt Gun Militia(new album out)

The cake is a lie.

About Me

Squirt Gun Militia is a militant group. We believe the world is divided into two halves, those who are in the militia and those who are not. We have one goal and that is to destroy city life and return to the bliss that is rural life. We aint political, we aint racist, and we aint no homophobes. We believe in freedom. That, riding on the back of a four wheeler, squishing squirrels, and jumping dirt ramps while high fiving the disembodied spirit of the big bopper type of freedom. You know, real freedom. Remember militants, freedom is free, but capitalistic, city boy, driving around in my BMW or fake ass h3 hummer while high fiving the disembodied spirit of Ronald Regan isnt...

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Member Since: 9/3/2005
Band Members: (Vocals: Mr. Boo)(Guitars: Kip Armstrong, Jethro McGibbins)(Cowbell Overload: Buckmaster)(Bass/Vocals: Swarthy Pete)R.I.P City Boy
Influences: The Bible: King Varney Edition
Sounds Like: Trailer-THRASH
Type of Label: None

My Blog

"Shoguns of Hamilton" and "Bulletproof Baby Jesus" now DLable

This ain't nothin' new, but our first two CDs was put together as one to make LOTTTSAAa songs soongs ye but due to MILLIONS OF REQUESTS from the most awesome, lovable and esteemed fans of the SGM we u...
Posted by Squirt Gun Militia(new album out) on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:30:00 PST

RUDE TUNES VO.1 COMP

    Some fine gents offered to put us on one of their internet comps, along with 27 other bands, downloadabe for free. If you're heavy into the punk rock like most of us fellas are, you...
Posted by Squirt Gun Militia(new album out) on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:09:00 PST

New Full Length DL for Free(3 links)

Well. We dun with it. The time is now to tell the tale of biblical proportions.This album is 11 tracks of trailer thrash, 11 tracks of story(separated tracks so ya don't have to skip through bullshit ...
Posted by Squirt Gun Militia(new album out) on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:40:00 PST

R.I.P. MARIETTA, GA

We'd like to thank all those who came out to be enlightened by the Militia. The first Militia show went so well that Marietta, GA is still trying to recover their pathetic excuse of a city after the d...
Posted by Squirt Gun Militia(new album out) on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

Nov. 4th 2k6 - NEW E.P INFO!

Why, hello there my beautiful, beautiful chitlins. Some wonderful news, we have to present this fine, inebriated morning. First, off....Satanic Santa has a present for all his children! New CD comin...
Posted by Squirt Gun Militia(new album out) on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

WE WILL ROCK WITH YOU IN HEAVEN ERNEST!!!

Jim Varney, the first true member of the Squirt Gun Militia, was taken from us this month a few years back. To tell him how much we care and miss him we wrote this little ditty. So you boys n grits pu...
Posted by Squirt Gun Militia(new album out) on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:31:00 PST

CD Art and Music

For the last month weve received literally thousands of emails and letters asking us when the CD would be released and when Squirt Gun Militia would be burning down a local venue near you. Well unfor...
Posted by Squirt Gun Militia(new album out) on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:30:00 PST

Songs n' shit. Gravey n' grits. And even big news too

We got a new song man and it right up there. We're recruiting all who wish to join our cause! Also big news: Mercenaries never die, they just go to hell to regroup!
Posted by Squirt Gun Militia(new album out) on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 04:38:00 PST