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The Pheramones

Whoa oh End Transmission

About Me

We're too good to be this bad.
Way back in the mountains of North Carolina in 2003, Jeff Two-Names had a vision of a band. Sadly that vision has turned into two old idiots playing music with two 16 year old down syndrome kids.
Through the years we have recorded 10 cds: three concept albums, a techno cd, and a few less thought out records. We've taken many poops and have seen some good bands play good music. We've also played with some good bands.
We dont see the need to re-write punk music, just the need to carry it on. Badly. And with no talent.
Well folks, we probably won't be playing any shows any time soon, and most of our albums have sold out (suckers!) so I'm going to put up a link to download (for free!) a compilation of songs from our 12 different releases. I'm calling it "Essential(ly) Shit ('03-'07). Of course, I didn't ask Jeff if he cared if I did this or not, but I'll probably get to that this week sometime. Anyhow, here's the link:
The Pheramones - Essential(ly) Shit ('03-'07) Free Download!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/15/2004
Band Website: facebook.com/profile.php?id=8953665445
Band Members: Guitar Player - Guitar
Other Guitar Player - Guitar
Bass Player - Bass
Drummer Person - Drums
Influences: The Ramones, Screeching Weasel, Retarded, The Queers, Buddy Holly, Sloppy Seconds, The Riverdales, Angry Samoans, Pink Lincolns, Misfits, Tha Bert Reynalds Holocaust
Sounds Like: Your O face.
Record Label: DooDooButt Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Band News!

Hey there, kiddies!  Big news for the Pheramones:We're going to make shirts!  Well, a few at least.  Also, our friends The Jerks are going to have some shirts made as well.Other than th...
Posted by The Pheramones on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:11:00 PST

Not Really.

We're going to try to record at some point.  We're not the best at quitting.
Posted by The Pheramones on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

We Quit

It's been fun everyone.  We're going to take some time off from playing shows (which is basically a joke, we hardly play anymore) and from playing music.  The last few years have been fun, b...
Posted by The Pheramones on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:50:00 PST

We're Really Sorry

Geez, guys and gals, we're really sorry.Ever since we started playing music, people have hated us, and it's really starting to bother us.  We've had people mad at us because we didn't wear wrist ...
Posted by The Pheramones on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

New direction

The Pheramones will soon be heading in a new direction. Spurred by the sudden realization that our current habits of eating, drinking and buying things that we want is selfish and greedy, we've decid...
Posted by The Pheramones on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:17:00 PST

Eat shit

I think that if you feed people shit, even if you plainly tell them it's shit, they will gobble it up. And if you slap them in the face while feeding it to them, they'll thank you and ask for more. ...
Posted by The Pheramones on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST

Pheramones quiz! With prizes! And news! Exclaimed!

If you can guess the number of songs we have recorded since we started the Pheramones, within 2, We will send you some free shit (stickers cds maybe a shirt). If you can guess the number of songs we'...
Posted by The Pheramones on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST

Change means things change!

Well girls boys, there have been a few changes to the Pheramones.  We "recruited"  Jake and Chris from the Poonjabbers.  By "recruited" I mean we're making them play our music.  Co...
Posted by The Pheramones on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:39:00 PST

Join Our Group

Ok we have a group if you want to join - http://groups.myspace.com/pmones4life There is room for everybody and you will get laid if you mention the fact you are in our group. -The Pheramones ...
Posted by The Pheramones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mail Order CDs

Ok losers we are hot and we know it.  We also know our songs are hot.  For those of you that live too far away to see us live that really want a cd just email us on myspace or band@thepheram...
Posted by The Pheramones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST