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mike

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Mike. I'm not too sure what to say about myself really. I'm always looking to make new friends and talk to people. I guess you've just gotta talk to me to get to know me.

My Interests

My baby Ameerah, games. wrestling. jokes. food. sitting. sleeping. nuthn just chilln. homestarrunner. trogdor. lindsay lohan. Driving around, music, movies, amusing others, talking, Asheron's Call, Hot Dog Falaffels with bacon and cinnamon on top, Jack in the box food, spending cash, buying cars with straight cash, having meetings with donald trump, working at American Airlines Center, serving you booze, cutting you off when you've had too much booze, sheisting things, saying "yoink", telling jokes and stories, N64 games, stomping people's goofy asses!, and doing some other things

I'd like to meet:

All kinds of cool people. Or un-cool people, cause im not very cool myself. Pretty much, just people to talk to and chat with, something like that. My overall answer is "anybody" And if you don't like that, the following picture has some instructions on it.

Music:

Oh man they got these big chewy pretzels here and.............5 dollars? Get outta here!

Movies:

Anchorman. clerks. back to the future. butterfly effect. donnie darko. billy madison. tommy boy. fast times at ridgemont high. super troopers. club dread. willy wonka. mean girls. napoleon dynamite. Any movie with Hulk Hogan. The movie i helped make starring Brian Hogan no relation to Hulk. Darkside of Oz. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Pulp Fiction

Television:

simpsons. that 70's show. friends. family guy. wwe raw. pardon the interruption. animaniacs. king of the hill. smack down. snl. blind date. room raiders. best damn sports show period. degrassi. legends of the hidden temple. rockos modern life. sportscenter. mad tv. fresh prince of bel air. cops. Hogan Knows Best.

Books:

Books...Books...No sir, I don't believe i know what "Books" are

My Blog

Long Ass Survey about Me

What is your name? Michael David SchlabachAre you named after anyone? Not that I'm aware of, I spose my Middle Name was either after my Douchbag father, or my UncleWhat's your screename? Which One? I ...
Posted by mike on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST

I’m Tired

TiredI'm tired of calling and calling and nobody answering the phoneI'm tired of waking up in my same twin bed every morning all aloneI'm tired of having to rely on hope to get me thru each dayI'm tir...
Posted by mike on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:59:00 PST

This is what I like to call...ME

Name: MikeNicknames: Big Mike, "Hey You", Champ, Baby (To the right person(s))Birthday: March 6, 1985Hobbies: Watching WWE wrestling, WoW, Being a clown here to amuse others Driving places, Doing...
Posted by mike on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:20:00 PST

I just feel like rambling...

I'm pretty bored sitting here on a Saturday night, and I guess I just felt like rambling a bit. What I suddenly feel like doing is taking some old Livejournal entries from like 2004 and posting a bit ...
Posted by mike on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST

Musical Emotions

This is a writing style I really like, you take a line or two from any song(s) you know, and just combine em all to make a story of sorts. If anyone actually reads this, let me know what you think ple...
Posted by mike on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:36:00 PST

I can’t help it...

I can't help but think thatWe shouldn't be togetherBut when all I can do is think about youIt seems like it's the right thing to doSome days you don't even bother to talk to meOthers it feels like we ...
Posted by mike on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:51:00 PST

Survey 2- Some Sex Stuff. NEAT

1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with?Yes.2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?Anytime I can get it3. What sid...
Posted by mike on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:09:00 PST

Survey 1

1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you shower?Yeah, cause I never know when someone might be here.2. Has a friendship ende...
Posted by mike on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:08:00 PST