Mortals Do Not Know Hell |
My father is the creator, and owner of Hell. You know him by many different names, but he prefers to be called, Lucifer, cause that is his original name. My father, and I laugh at the misconception of...
Posted by Ceifer on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:25:00 PST |
Disgusting Modern Cyborgs |
In that photo there is your typical gullible douche bag sporting a modern, and quite common idiotic trend. I am beyond disgusted with these bluetooth headsets that a lot of people have for their cellp...
Posted by Ceifer on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:22:00 PST |
A Beer Induced Tale |
This one time at beer camp some drunken assfuck threw a beer bottle at my head. With agile speed I fucking roundhouse kicked that bottle right back at him. Cause I was drunk it instead hit and bounced...
Posted by Ceifer on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:32:00 PST |
Two Hungry Lions |
When I Googled "Humans eaten by lions", this was the first image that I got. From this pic I created an amusing conversation between the two lions. I originally posted this over at the PBCC forums. I ...
Posted by Ceifer on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST |
300 : Violence Kicks Ass |
I rarely see a movie more than once at the theater. If I like a movie enough, I will go see it for a second on the big screen. In some rare occasions I may love a movie so much cause it's so fucking i...
Posted by Ceifer on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:53:00 PST |
Original Bulletins Reissued |
Here are some fucking hilarious bulletins I've posted in the past that I feel like sharing again. Enjoy!Bulletin Title : VIOLENCE - A "Teh TMI" AssociateLast night some teenage white boys who dressed ...
Posted by Ceifer on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Real Men vs. Poofs |
I didn't write this myself though it does look like something I would write. I got this in a chain mail and wanted to share it cause I thought it was fucking hilarious. It's also quite true.Finally th...
Posted by Ceifer on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST |
You're "hardcore"?? STFU! You're SOFT! |
This is something I've been meaning to talk about for a long time. In other blog entries I have touched this topic a bit. This is the topic of people who claim to be "hardcore" when in fact they are n...
Posted by Ceifer on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST |
Sexual Gratifications That Should Put A Person In An Asylum |
Thanks to the internet the many various sexually depraving perversities that were once things that were unknown to most and hard to find can now be easily found. To many fucked in the head people in t...
Posted by Ceifer on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST |
The "Slut" Theory |
This entry is actually made up of a couple of posts that I made in the Playboy Cyber Club Message Boards. I'm so fucking proud of those posts that I feel like sharing them here in my blog, and call it...
Posted by Ceifer on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST |
