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SpaceAgeBeatnik

YOU DIRTY RAT, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE !!!

About Me

FOR GOD'S SAKE, COVER YOUR EYES! I am not responsible for any Visual or Brain Impairment.Oh, and Impeach the Commander-In-Chief and Bring the Troops Home!

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My Interests

I collect Victorian Pornography, Holography, and Human Skulls. In my spare time, I enjoy stalking Topless Dancers, poaching chickens, and robbing banks..

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who chooses to Dance, Laugh, Smile, and Love.

Music:

The Dance:The Hokey Pokey, the Charleston, the Tango, the Danse Macabre. The Music: Tupac Shakur, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Grateful Dead, Holy Modal Rounders, Mothers of Invention, Quarterflash, The Clamtones, Freak Mountain Ramblers, Pink Floyd, Buffalo Springfield, Talking Heads, Peter Gabriel, REM, Doors, Jerry Jeff Walker, Eminem, Cars, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Merle Haggard, Ice-T, Chip and Dale, Hank Williams, Hank Snow, George Strait, Crystal Gayle, The Mammas And The Pappas, The Monkees, Waylon Jennings, Bessie Smith, Nat King Cole, Norah Jones, Eagles, The Who, Beatles, Lou Reed, Elvis, Mountain, Jerry Lee Lewis, Steppenwolf, Jefferson Airplane, Pretenders, John Denver, Frank Zappa, Fugs, Dire Straits, David Alan Coe, Psychedelic Furs, Nirvana, Wagner, Bach, Elvis, Neil Young, Roland Kirk, Ramsey Lewis, Temptations, Link Wray, Patsy Cline, Frank Sinatra, Jim Morrison, Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Hank Credit and The Petty Cash, Allman Brothers Band, ZZ Top, Tower of Power, Led Zeppelin, Seafood Mama, Crazy Horse, George Harrison, Miles Davis, Percy Sledge, JFK Trio, George Shearing, Glenn Miller, John Lennon, Larry Raspberry and the High Steppers, Doug Clark and The Hot Nuts, Hank Rasco and The Wasted Rangers, The Foggy Mountain Boys, The Muddy Bottom Boys, The Five Easy Pieces, The Sleazy Pieces, Jon Kontz, Jonny and The Distractions, The Arrousers, Count Basie, The Saw Tooth Mountain Boys, Jesse Colin Young, Alice Cooper, Queen, AC/DC, John Lennon, Glenn Miller Band, Wheatfield, Tom Waits, ELO, Etc....... And ANY MUSIC YOU CAN DANCE TO!

Movies:

King of Hearts, War of the Worlds, King Kong, Rebel Without A Cause, Maltese Falcon, Easy Rider, Animal House, American Graffiti, Platoon, Bonnie and Clyde, The Life Of Brian, Yellow Submarine, The Wizard of Oz, 2001, Alien, The Creature From The Black Lagoon, Invasion From Mars, THX 1138, Le Weekend, Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolfe?, Lost Weekend, China Syndrome, On The Beach, The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension! All Movies with John Wayne, All with W. C. Fields, All with Elvis, All with George C. Scott, All with Humphrey Bogart.

Television:

The Brady Bunch!......... Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!......., The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle, The Simpsons, Saturday Night Live, The News.

Books:

Too many to list! I have read, reread, and enjoyed Thomas Pynchon"s V, The Crying of Lot 49, Vineland, and Gravity's Rainbow.Plays by Shakespeare, George Bernard Shaw and Oscar Wilde (stories, also). Other Writers: Patricia Anthony, John LeCarre, Robert Heinlein, Ken Kesey, Joseph Heller, Tom Wolfe, Ann Rule, God (the Bible, you Heathen!), Philip K. Dick, Elmore Leonard, John Updike, Mark Twain, Jane Austen, Margaret Atwood, Jack Keroac, William Gibson, Albert Camus, Walker Percy, James Joyce, Etc.Poetry: Walt Whitman, Gary Snyder, Edgar A. Poe (stories, also), Allen Ginsburg, Dylan Thomas, Charles Baudelaire, Etc.More to follow.......

Heroes:

All God's Critters, Including some Humans..., Folks like: Malcolm X, Billie Holiday, Joan of Arc, OSIRIS, Pan, Gandhi, Einstein, Frank Zappa, Jeffery Frederick, Elvis, Bob Marley, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendricks, Janis Joplin, Bessie Smith, Jerry Garcia, Kurt Cobain, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Eminem, Lewis Carroll, Mark Twain, Thomas Pynchon, Charles Baudelaire, Richard Nixon, Lee Harvey Oswald, Teilhard De Chardin, that dude that faced down the Chinese Tank , Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, King Kong, Godzilla, Judas, Etc.

My Blog

It’s Me Again...

AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHWHENLife's a Bitch:LOVELIGHTandLAUGHTERKEEP US ALIVE!...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST

Cloning new SpaceAgeBeatnik--Accidentical Sex Change?

Thank God(No more football practice)That Ken is such a Wimp.....>..>..>You are Zombie Barbie!You are a zombie.  Enough said.  Braaaaaiiinsss...'Which Barbie are You?' at QuizGalaxy.com..>MR....
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:08:00 PST

Requiem For A Great County

Rats, Reason, And ScondrelsHow have we allowed our once great Country to become the international Pariah that she ihas become? I could mention our blood-thirsty Mercenaries, our Corrupt Congress (both...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

Check out this video: Dear Mr president

Check out this video: Dear Mr president Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:32:00 PST

R.I.P. U.S.A................I AM SERIOUSLY ANGRY

Has anyone noticed how fucked up the world is these days?Really, I try to be silly, up-beat, humorous, whatever, and Realty always sneaks in under my Defence. I am an American Citizen and I no longer ...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

****** YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE Is Napping*****

The Bastard is Asleep;Marvin is drunk;AND The Kittie is Torturing a Policeman(ssh)Your beloved SpaceAgeBeatnik Is Being Cloned from remmants of his liver and a few other things...*stay tuned*(don't re...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

SURPRISE

SpaceAgeBeatnikMightBeALIVE(shudder)...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

SpaceAgeBeatnik Eaten By Marvin The Martian

WELL, I ATE THE BEATNIKSO WHAT (belch)?THE SPACEAGEBEATNIK'S ATTITUDE GOT HIM INTO TROUBLE, SO I T'S MY CHANCE TO SHINE!Sincerely, Marvin(Burp)...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

Fuck All This SpaceAgeBeatnuk Stuff

YOU'LL NEVER READ THIS, SO I'LLCHANGE MY ATTITUDE, MY NAME, MY ATTORNEY, AND MY STYLE!Oh, and if you really wanna be my friend, please don't invite me to click on a link to a fucking Porn site!Sweetie...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST

How To Save The world

HOW TO SAVE YOUR ASS(AND THE WORLD)SHARE LOVE, LIGHT, AND LAUGHTER...BECAUSE HATE, DARKNESS, AND SADNESSsuck!...
Posted by SpaceAgeBeatnik on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:22:00 PST