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denis

I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Denis Leary
Birthday: August 18
Birthplace: Worcester
Current Location: New York
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: sting-ray boots
Your Weakness: nothing
Your Fears: to stop smoking
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win a golden globe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the fuck is instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: shud i wack off now?
Your Best Physical Feature: my left nut
Your Bedtime: when ever the fuck i want
Your Most Missed Memory: my last ciggerette
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: dont matter
Single or Group Dates: im married
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE
Do you Smoke: fuck yah
Do you Swear: have u listened 2 my comedy???
Do you Sing: shit yah
Do you Shower Daily: yah
Have you Been in Love: im married
Do you want to go to College: already went
Do you want to get Married: for the 3rd fuckin time...im married
Do you belive in yourself: yah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: shit yah
Are you a Health Freak: pfff no
Do you get along with your Parents: dead
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: haha fuck yah
In the past month have you Smoked: haha fuck yah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just NyQuil and Sudafed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: IM FUCKIN MARRIED
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: mall is for fags
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: shits gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: im a fuckin stand up comic
In the past month have you been Dumped: JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST IM MARRIED
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: jus shit from my kids
Ever been Drunk: only a gillion times
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yah
Ever Shoplifted: yah
How do you want to Die: lung cancer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im 48 shit head
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland even tho iv already been ther
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: w/e my wife has
Favourite Hair Color: w/e my wife has
Short or Long Hair: w/e my wife has
Height: w/e my wife is
Weight: w/e my wife is
Best Clothing Style: w/e my wife has
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot, my share, your share, and his share
Number of CDs I own: who gives a shit
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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My Interests

The Red Sox, Bruins, Celtics, and the fuckin' Green Bay Packers....oh and stand up comedy

I'd like to meet:

I'm a fuckin celeb, i can meet anyone i want

Music:

Stones, 24/7, no hip-skip, pop, chemical brothers puff daddy, puff the magic dragon...Stones...24/7
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Movies:

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (2006) (filming) (voice) .... Diego"Rescue Me" (2004) TV Series .... Tommy Gavin The Secret Lives of Dentists (2002) .... Slater Ice Age (2002) (voice) .... Diego Bad Boy (2002) .... Doug 'Dawg' Munford ... aka Dawg (UK) (USA: TV title) Final (2001) .... Bill "The Job" (2001) TV Series .... Mike McNeil Double Whammy (2001) .... Ray Pluto Sand (2000) .... Teddy ... aka Sandstorm Company Man (2000) .... Officer Fry ... aka Company Man (France) Lakeboat (2000) .... The FiremanDo Not Disturb (1999) .... Simon ... aka Do not disturb - Zwei Augen zu viel (Germany) ... aka Silent Witness (USA: video title) Jesus' Son (1999) .... Wayne The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) .... Detective Michael McCann True Crime (1999) .... Bob Findley "Comics Come Home" (1999) TV Series .... Host A Bug's Life (1998) (voice) .... Francis Small Soldiers (1998) .... Gil Mars Wide Awake (1998) .... Mr. Beal Snitch (1998) .... Bobby O'Grady ... aka Noose (Australia: DVD title) (USA: working title) ... aka Monument Ave. (USA: new title) Wag the Dog (1997) .... Fad King The MatchMaker (1997) .... Nick The Real Blonde (1997) .... Doug Suicide Kings (1997) .... Lono Veccio SUBWAYStories: Tales from the Underground (1997) (TV) .... Guy in Wheelchair (segment "The Red Shoes") ... aka Subway (UK: DVD box title) The Second Civil War (1997) (TV) .... Vinnie Franko Love Walked In (1997) .... Jack Hanaway ... aka Ni el tiro del final (Argentina) Underworld (1996) .... Johnny Crown/Johnny Alt Two If by Sea (1996) .... Francis 'Frank' O'Brien ... aka Stolen Hearts I Want My MTV (1996) (V) .... Nicotine Fiend Favorite Deadly Sins (1995) (TV) .... Jake ... aka National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins (USA: complete title) The Neon Bible (1995) .... Frank Operation Dumbo Drop (1995) .... Lt. David Poole ... aka Dumbo Drop Natural Born Killers (1994) (uncredited) .... Prison Inmate (director's cut) The Ref (1994) .... Gus ... aka Hostile Hostages Gunmen (1994) .... Armor O'Malley Judgment Night (1993) .... Fallon Demolition Man (1993) .... Edgar Friendly Who's the Man? (1993) .... Sergeant Cooper The Sandlot (1993) .... Bill ... aka The Sandlot Kids Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) .... Mike McCracken ... aka National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 Strictly Business (1991) .... Jake "Paramount City" (1991) TV Series .... Host ... aka London Underground

Television:

Rescue Me, and The Job

Books:

real men dont read