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Splenda

I've been fisted by the hand of fate!

About Me

Sass in a glass.
Karen

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My Interests

Well, first and foremost, I'd someday like to invent something for the good of all mankind... perhaps an automatic mushroom defibrillator, or a corporation to battle Microsoft with little robots dressed up like sad clowns. Or something.
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Music:

Come on. If you like my music, great. If you hate it, you'll call me a douche bag and spit in the direction of my profile. However, Nirvana is God. There, I've said it. Oh, and Rancid is like God Junior. But I digress...Take the quiz:
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Movies:

Kill Bill Vols. I and II are Gods three and four, respectively. Donnie Darko and Pulp Fiction are in there too... Oh, Hedwig and the Angry Inch... Captain Ron is another classic... oh, and Romancing The Stone. Don't ask why.
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Television:

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Books:


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Heroes:


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My Blog

Big fat political rant...

Oh my fucking God, we need effective rail transportation in this country RIGHT NOW!!! Discovered on urbanohio.com:"After two planes were flown into the World Trade towers in NYC, Congress bailed out ...
Posted by Splenda on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:52:00 PST

Something you've all been dying to know...

Yes, I've finally found it. Below is a translation of a cryptic text, a modern Rosetta Stone: an explanation of the lyrics to "Hollaback Girl," by Gwen Stefani.Enjoy.Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" ...
Posted by Splenda on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

Today, I've been enjoying the pleasures of nettles...

Actually, I've discovered the joy of canned pudding. IT'S PUDDING!!!! IN A CAN!!!It's the only kind of pudding they have in France, so I guess my discovery was born of necessity, but whatev'....
Posted by Splenda on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

Plutôt un courant d'air qui souffle sur ta terre...

I'd like to point out that the stuff I'm "revealing about myself" is whether or not my hair is up. What a revelation.REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF:NOWIs your hair up?: Heck yes!Is your phone right ...
Posted by Splenda on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST

C'est pas l'histoire d'un jour qui rime avec toujours...

A brief recap of my life.I am in Paris.I have been in Paris for the past two months.If you did not know this, that probably means I don't care about you. Sorry. However, it also means that you're pr...
Posted by Splenda on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:37:00 PST

The Top Ten Worst Fashion Trends of the Past Twenty-Five Years (Stolen from Someone Else!)

I found this online. It's amazing. The top 10 ugliest, most embarrassing fashion trends of the past 25 yearsI'm not exactly known for my fashion sense. About 90% of the time I'm wearing shorts and a ...
Posted by Splenda on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

Alden does Politics, Ad Infinitum!

Number three in a series. Hello, Meghan, my devoted reader! It's been quite a while since I last wrote one of these, so I figured I should begin again. I know you're probably expecting blogs about ...
Posted by Splenda on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:47:00 PST

Rosen aus dem Süden

ONE.Spell your name with just consonants:-First : ldnMiddle: rlLast: vlkrTWO.Are you single?:No ma'am.THREE.my favorite number:3FOUR.What color do you wear most?:Bluuuuue.FIVE.Least favorite color?:Br...
Posted by Splenda on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST

Alden does Politics, Continued!

Number two in a series.   Hello, my faithful readers!  I know you've been waiting with baited breath to catch the latest installment of my political rants, so I shan't delay!  Name-call...
Posted by Splenda on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST

Musical Interlude

Well, in between political rants, I present to you a survey stolen from Michelle!   BEST1. Male Friend: Jon, maybe?  Meh.  I dunno. 2. Female friend: Oh gosh, I can't choose.  My f...
Posted by Splenda on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:28:00 PST