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Danya

Partners in Crime

About Me


I drink Coka-cola and I am definitely a classic. I know how to drink poetry and write coffee in the rain. My nose drips pearls because its made out of 24 carrot gold, although I have never seen it shine. I have no friends but that doesn't make me a loser. I sometimes forget to stop at a red light, but I haven't received a ticket yet. I never like the sun to sleep and when it does I always stay awake to watch it rise. If books could write I would be the main character. I can't breath when I get too happy. Pokadots are my favorite color. If we always new fact from fiction life would be boring. I love theories because it keeps me searching for the unknown. If you know where you are going please call me. If you want to shower yourself in baby power we can do it together. I think clouds are beautiful because I can fly so high and choose when to come down. If I could express my feeling at this very moment it would be "jesus having sex." I don't know what to say because there is nothing to say and my stomach is empty.I



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I enjoy rasberry swirals, the sun, working out, 1950's pin-up girls, freedom, liberation,
reading the Vagina Monologue, advocating human rights, Dancing-hip-hop and salsa
, playing piano, having safty pins in my possession, Glass heads, bowling
plastic blow up dolls, playing with red lipstick, peace rallies,
star tattoos, body piercings, making hairbows, watching people smoke hookas,
and ride skateboards, blowing bubbles
talking to muffins--especially if they are slutty (I am talking about you Christoph)
duck-taping my body, riding merry-go-rounds,
playing with marbles, hacky sacking
putting glitter on my eyes, drinking iced mochas, sipping koolaid,
writing poetry, squishing Playdoe, owning Chuck Taylor Converse,
watching fun-lovin-criminals , licking lollipops,
playing dress-up, fondling strawberries, watching Margaret Cho,
baking pink cakes, wearing pink clothing, and eating pink cup cakes
- ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Margaret Cho, Dr. Suess, Betty Page, The Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, Jesus Christ himself, Eve Emser (writer/creator of The Vagina Monologues) All the carebears, and the one and only Ms. Divine




Music:



HEY I WON'T LIE, I LOVE SOME HIP HOPPIN, BOOTIE SHAKIN, BODY BOUNCIN, GHETTO GROVEN MUSIC THAT WOULD GET ANY SISTER ON THE DANCE FLOOR, as well as.......

AFI, Antiseen, Abrasive Wheels, Stiff little Finger, The Adicts, Locked Jaw, The Clash, The Cramps, The Berlin Project, Stray cats, Buzzcocks, Bikini Kill, Boy meets girl, Lower class brats, Aquabats, Decendents, Agnostic Front, The Drones, The Strangles, The Stooges, Yeah yeah yeahs, porno for pyros, Aquabats, The smiths, The Toadies, The Lurkers, River City Rebels, The Vandals, Atari Teenage Riot, Bad Religion, Beasty Boys, Murder City Devils, The unseen, The viberators, Antiflag, Madonna, Shakira, Sneaker Pimps. ** Blackflag, One way system, , Blur, Chaos UK, Circle jerks, Danzig, Social Distortion* Dead Kennedys, Mr. Bungle, Dropkick Murphies, Fugazi, Screeching Weasels, Rancid, NIN * Ramones, Radiohead, Pennywise, Peaches, Operation Ivy, NOFX, Misfits * *Minor Threat, Joy Division, Sex Pistols, Subhumans, Sublime, Sucidal Tendencies, Nirvana * Sucide Machines, The Crumbs, The Lillingtons,The Casualties, The Cure, The Smiths The Visigoths, The Newlydeads, The Donnas, The Clash, The Unseen, The Vandles, U.K. Subs** * Yeah Yeah Yeahs, White Stripes, The Pixies, The Exploited, Depeche Mode, The cure, The bouncing souls, * Cherry Poppin Daddies, At the Drive In, The Hives, The Doors, Janes Addiction, Meat Beat Manifesto, Underworld, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Eurythmics, Pigface * New Order, KMFDM, Bright Eyes, Soft Cell, Bozo Porno Circus, Minor Threat* * Porno for Pyros, Portishead, Pet Shop Boys Please, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Hole ** * Violent Femmes, Tears From Fears, Velvet Acid Christ, REM, Smashing Pumpkins, ** * Cocteau Twins, Nirvana, Green Day, Harvey Danger, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Johnny * * Cash, Mazzy Star, Tori Amos, P.J. Harvey, My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult, Meglee Chin, Praga Khan, Mike Ness Lords of Acid, River City Rebels, The Fray, Jimmy Eat World,

Movies:


***MOVIE SLECTION*** ♥ SLC Punk&hearts
♥ Scarface&hearts
♥ Gia&hearts
♥ The Midnight Express&hearts
♥ The Lost High Way&hearts
♥ Aimee and Juagar&hearts
♥ Run Lola Run&hearts
♥ Clockwork Orange&hearts
♥ Kill Bill Volume 1&hearts
♥ The Crow-City of Angels&hearts
♥ Closure&hearts
♥ Transpotting&hearts
♥ Hedwig and the Angry Inch&hearts
♥ Pulp Fiction&hearts
♥ Donnie Darko&hearts ♥ ANY AND ALL FOREIGN FILMS &hearts

Television:




PimpMyCom

Books:

Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, Go ask Alice, Eat Mangos naked, Inspiration Sandwich, 14,000 things to be happy about, Neruda-Selected poems, Succulent Wild Women, Vagina Monologues, and essentially any book written by Sark

Heroes:

♥ my vagina&hearts

My Blog

yeah.....

yeahhhh......
Posted by Danya on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:52:00 PST

OHHHHHH let me just tell you

HOEEEE-K so here is the situation. Yesterday, Friday August 11 my cousin and I left our house to fly back to Houston. Welllllll, we left at 10:15a.m. and the flight we were suppose to catch was at 12:...
Posted by Danya on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

MY BIRZZZZTHDAY

Ok,,,,,,anywho, this is how my birthday went down yesterdayAt approximately 10:10a.m. I wake up- take Cracker (my dog) on a walkAt approximately 10:35a.m. Cracker's walk endsAt approximately 10:45 a....
Posted by Danya on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST

What ever is, What ever was.....

It allows me to be someone, it allows me to be no one. I just am and that just is. What ever was then just became now. Nothing more. Nothing less. It is simply simplicity, nature at it's finest. If on...
Posted by Danya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOT HOT PINK POKADOT

I am a hot hot pokadot-a pokadot indeed. In this town I am known as the lean mean fitting machine. I bump, I jump, and boy am I plump. I will bite you, fight you, and if you are nice-possibly write...
Posted by Danya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The "La-la-las"

I am so god damn bored I want to just shit-on-myself-la-la-la. I feel dirty-la la la. I want blue hair-la-la-la. I wish I could stop itching la-la-la-. I wish I didn't live out of a box la-la-la- I wo...
Posted by Danya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Get naked

If your vagina could speak what would it say?? Oh by-the-way I recommend that EVERYONE Including their grand-mama, grand-papa, and ma-ma check out a nudest beach- fabulous ! Great stress reliever.
Posted by Danya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am so "gay"

This is random bull-shit regurgitated from my mind. I have no clue where this came from; I was just being a dumb ass. Tootles. I hear cars passing by They make me want to die And truly I dont k...
Posted by Danya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*The Policy of Isolationism*

*Their once was a time- In this nation's history When the Policy of Isolationism looked 'Oh so pretty' For the first hundred years- Or let's say a hundred and fifty American politics turned stri...
Posted by Danya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Vagina

*Lisa, this poem is completely and utterly made for the pretty, pink goddess that lives inside your soul and smiles every time you speak. I love you beyond what life could ever offer and will never le...
Posted by Danya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST