Maggie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'll be the fire escape that's bolted to the ancient brick where you will sit and contemplate your day...i'll be the waterwings that save you if you start drowning in an open tab when your judgment's on the brink...i'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there drifting off to sleep...i'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you...you won't have to strain to look into my eyes...i'll be your winter coat buttoned and zipped straight to the throat with the collar up so you won't catch a cold...i want to take you far from the cynics in this town and kiss you on the mouth we'll cut our bodies free from the tethers of this scene, start a brand new colony where everything will change, we'll give ourselves new names identities erased the sun will heat the grounds under our bare feet

My Interests

To be hilarious

I'd like to meet:

how is it that this song NEVER gets old?! journey the musical

Movies:

What the Bleep, down the rabbit hole. The Celestine Prophecy, The Secret, BRAIN CANDY! BRAIN CANDY! BRAIN CANDY! Kids in the Hall, What's up Doc?, Strictly Ballroom, High Fidelidy, Singles, I Heart Huckabees, The Aristocrats, 16 Candles, Contact, Almost Famous, Willy Wonka (and not that lame tim burton crap- no real midgets? what's the point?) oh yeah- and the songs in it BLEW! i'm so mad...anyway, Meatballs, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Saving Sliverman, Best In Show, A Mightiy Wind, Disco Godfather, Brain Candy, Dave Chappelle BLOCK PARTY- I was there fools!

Television:

Oprah, Conan, Sopranos, Discovery Atlas, Weeds, Globe Trekker...but only when Ian is hosting!

Books:

LONELY PLANETS by David Grinspoon-I'd like to buy the world this book!! ! Thought Vibration by William Walker Atkinson, Billions and Billions,and Cosmos By Carl Sagan, Live from New York, Celestine Prophecy, Lullaby, Blue Day Book, Me Talk Pretty One Day, How to Say it,Driving Mr. Albert, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, War Talk, The Greatest Story ever Sold, Albert Einstein Citizen of the World,"...the ancestors of these bad-tempered European Bible thumpers were running around bare-assed in bearskins, sacrificing virgins to Thor the Thunder God, when original Christ script was being penned." Timothy Leary; "I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but I still keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should figure it out." - David Sedaris, Naked

Heroes:

My frog Bob...rest in peace my sweet prince- he was a true gentleman and Oprah

My Blog

OPRAH

..> i got within spit range of my hero this past monday for the taping of the 1st two episodes of her 22nd season that was taped here in nyc..... it's was far to magical to elabora...
Posted by Maggie on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

you know your game is on when...

...the cab driver gives you his number on your cab receipt. Some girls just got it like that! god help me
Posted by Maggie on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

Rainy days and Sundays

I was feeling low and nothing in my jukebox was hitting the spot. I had a wonderful yet emotionally draining holiday with my lovely family and friends, and I needed a cool refreshing soundtrack t...
Posted by Maggie on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

Thank You Dr. Phil

without the strength and guidence from such a trained professional, this years family game night would have ended in hurt feelings and resentment...but with the tools I've been given from my sweet DP,...
Posted by Maggie on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:54:00 PST

you wanna be startin' something!

HOORAY for MJ!!! I know it was monday- but as you may know- I lack free internet access at my new apt....yuck! I was in NJ on my way to a BBQ when my phone started BLOWING up- friends from all over th...
Posted by Maggie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fakin' famous

I don't know why all these celebrities feel drawn to me...I'm just quiet, shy girl from upstate ny. within the month of april I have been invited to chicago by will ferrell, got tippsey with maggie g...
Posted by Maggie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST