K.V. Jr. |
"All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies." Cat's Cradle was the first book I ever read that made me know books were something wonderful. I bought it at a used book store that ...
Posted by patrick on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST |
Mitch Hedberg died... |
That dude was funny. It sucks when the good ones die and people like Liz Taylor and Donald Trump live well into their hundreds.
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary." M. Hedberg
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cortez Colorado Police Blotter Part II: |
March 7,
- An officer responding to bushes that had burst into flames outside of an elementary school on Montezuma Avenue was advised that the driver of a blue Jeep Cherokee nearly collided with the ...
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cortez Colorado Police Blotter Part I: |
A highly intoxicated pedestrian in the 100 block of East Main was contacted by an officer. He was causing no problems, so the officer told him he could go home. The man became agitated trying to expla...
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Miss Spanish fork |
barraggioio: i talked to miss spanish fork at wildoats today
oniasfunk: miss span for?
barraggioio: spainish fork
oniasfunk: like beauty contest winner?
barraggioio: hehe, yeah
oniasfunk: hot?
b...
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Haggie (an excerpt from, The Cat That Changed My Life) |
From the book "The Cat That Changed My Life: 50 Cats Talk Candidly About How They Became Who They Are."You can't trust them - not one single one of them. I fell in love with Leonardo because I thought...
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hampy (an excerpt from, The Cat That Changed My Life) |
From the book "The Cat That Changed My Life: 50 Cats Talk Candidly About How They Became Who They Are."
Each day, the loneliness eats away at you. You tell yourself that it's not so bad and that so...
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Claude (an excerpt from, The Cat That Changed My Life) |
From the book "The Cat That Changed My Life: 50 Cats Talk Candidly About How They Became Who They Are."
My parents spent their whole lives lazing around, only occasionally getting up to p...
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
OWWWWW |
FUCKING OW!
I'm covered in bug bites & skin from a blister on my foot has fallen off. I want ointments and creams to be rubbed all over me any cool substance; vanilla ice cream and whipp...
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
concise predictions... |
This is someones description of music they like.
"I like it all. Nothing more, nothing less. No country, no heavy metal, no harsh rap, that's it!"
That doesn't make any logical sense....
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
