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Lemmy Van Helsing Pirate Surgeon

I'm Kitten the Pirate's surgeon & personal bitch!img src=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/

About Me

Neurotic & armed to the teeth.... That just complicates your problems doesn't it?

ABOUT
Name: Lemmy
Birthday: November 29th. a long time ago
Birthplace: Molokini Crater Hawaii
Current Location: Marianas Trench
Eye Color: light blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: what country do you think this is?
The Shoes You Wore Today: black Chuck Taylor Converse All-Stars
Your Weakness: a crying girl
Your Fears: zombies
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust italian sausage & mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Selling the family farm.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I love Kitten.
Your Best Physical Feature: been told my eyes.. I don't think I have a best
Your Bedtime: 1 am or so
Your Most Missed Memory: wish I could have spent more time with my Dad
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Tim's Cajun Kitchen
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot tea actually..earl grey
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck you
Do you Sing: only in the car
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: i'm too old to learn new stuff
Do you want to get Married: I'm married to Kitten the Pirate! Woo Hoo!
Do you belive in yourself: nope... I suck
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: ewww no way
Are you a Health Freak: nope...just a regular freak
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: love playing in them
Do you play an Instrument: I'm an outstanding long range rifle shot. Does that count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope but lots of Chinese food
In the past month have you been on Stage: the whole world's a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: molecular disintegration
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Al Czervik(Rodney Dangerfield's character from Caddyshack)
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland(again)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: just as long as it's not REALLY short
Height: between 4'10" and 5' 6"
Weight: rubenesque(look it up if you need to)
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: lots
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one - the mermaid on my left arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Sabine

Just to set the record straight... I don't hate all vampires. Just a few local ones.

My Interests

Kitten the Pirate, very fast cars with no tops, room service, journalism, champagne, Moon pies, champage & Moon pies together, Halloween, chewing on aluminum foil, large caliber handguns, greasy onion rings, haunted houses, Holley carburetors, Daisy BB guns, Bugs Bunny cartoons, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, key lime pie, bikini girls, Alva skateboards, machine guns, the smell of gasoline, old horror movies, the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, Yoo-Hoo Chocolate drink, Cajun food, Pop-rocks, Maui, fireworks, 60's vintage Ford musclecars, Army surplus stores, yard sales, incendiary weapons, Rubenesque ladies, German food, Sailor Jerry rum, Amsterdam, lawn darts, Pop-tarts, nurse's shoes, sleeping late, SCUBA diving, luaus, glow-in-the-dark stuff, beef jerky, playing in the rain, pirate stuff, having my back scratched, monster & FX make-up, sharks, cemeteries, go-karts, scrabble, Waffle House, pinball machines, chemistry sets, Rat Fink, Coochy Cootie, the Three Stooges, cheesy plastic vampire fangs, hitting entire rolls of caps with a hammer, copious amounts of fake blood, ghost stories, bonfires, keg parties, letting Elmer's glue dry on my hand and peeling it off

I'd like to meet:

Freaks, geeks, weirdos, gearheads, psychonauts & other aging punk rockers.

Heroes:

Joey Ramone, Chuck Yeager, Race Bannon, Tom Savini

My Blog

20 reasons I love Kitten the Pirate

1. She loves me. I never thought she would give me the time of day. 2. She wants to take care of me. This will be new for me. I've always been the caretaker in my relationships. 3. She is utterly ador...
Posted by Lemmy Van Helsing on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST

Tagged... I'm not that twisted.... really

Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the en...
Posted by Lemmy Van Helsing on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:35:00 PST

Savage Hell on Dogwood Lane

I was sitting at home yesterday afternoon watching TV. There was a knock at my door. This is never a good sign. Anyone I know will call before coming over. I look out the blinds to see a red suv ...
Posted by Lemmy Van Helsing on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 07:22:00 PST