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And here: http://elasticwaist.com/body_of_work

Weetabix: Why don’t you be the one to tell the people what the deal is with Elastic Waist ?

Anne: It's a blog about our bodies and how we relate to them. It’s about what we do to our bodies, what we want to do, what we think we should do and what we realize we have to let go of. Oh, and celebrities are as fucked up as we are, and that's comforting.

Weetabix: That's beautiful. So let’s introduce ourselves. You're going to be blogging on Body of Work , your personal diary about the weight-loss surgery you had this past November.

Anne: Yup. I get to talk about my ass. The ass though, is a universal subject.

Weetabix: Everyone has an ass, even Cameron Diaz! You just need a microscope to see hers.

Anne: And your ass will be blogging about body issues on Elastic Waist, and the crazy shit that goes on when we try to talk about our physical selves. And food , and celebs , and exercise , and nutrition , and products …it doesn’t stop.

Weetabix: Yup. You know I can’t shut up about it all. Neither can you.

Anne: I’m over us. Let’s talk about the Elastic Waist color palette! It’s energetic! And peppy!

Weetabix: Orange is aerobic! Orange has vitamins!

Anne: We need to talk about Brooke’s food porn and Sarah’s kick-ass vlogs .

Weetabix: The bread video almost killed me, which is probably why I’m the resident fattie on the Elastic Waist contributor list.

Anne: Excuse me, but Anne’s got a big ol’ butt .

Weetabix: We’re all beautiful and unique snowflakes. And snowmen, those lucky bastards, they have great body image—all large and in charge.

Anne: I bet they're like, what the fuck is this carrot nose shit? Get me a goddamn Oreo. I DEMAND A NOSE MADE OF CAKE.

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My profile got deleted, so I'm sorry to have to ask you to be my friend again. Thanks,Elastic Waist
Posted by Elastic Waist on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:37:00 PST