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Shana Mama

Rucie, you've got some splaining to do!

About Me

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Laka laka laka - if you're here don't you know me? In which case you are already aware of the fact that I'm a crackhead with a squishy green brain who makes absolutely NO sense - heck, who else has at least one of each of the following in the car CD changer at any given time - something Pink Floyd, something classical, Guns N Roses, some twangy country, a copy of my set last week with the church worship team and a CED continuing education series on drafting effective discovery requests for multi-party litigation.Yup, that's a whack-job for ya. And speaking of whack-jobs . . . . We'll save that for another day.A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender says, "Hey, man, what cha doin' with a steering wheel in your pants". Pirate says, "Arrrh, me don't know, but it's driving me nuts". Bu-dum-bum. Couldn't help myself - sorry for robbing you of the 5 seconds it took to suffer through that joke that you will never get back.And now, Shana's words to live by - There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. (I plagarized from Dr. Henry Kissinger, but it just can't be better said).And, finally, I'll give you a topic to discuss amongst yourselves, "If fuzzy wuzzy was a bear but fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, then fuzzy wuzzy was neither fuzzy nor a bear..." Discuss . . .

My Interests

Again, you probably know this already. So, let's assume I'm not working 20 hours a day, 7 days a week . . . well, anything. I love sports, food, movies, playing with my irritating dog, hanging with the girls, hanging with the boys (less drama) blah blah blah.....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a freakin' lawyer!! No more sharks, for crying out loud. I would also like to meet God. I have a list of questions that I would truly like to get answered. For example: (1) What's up with menstration? (2) If the Giants aren't going to win the World Series, might you stop getting my hopes up by allowing them to get there dang near every season? The list goes on and on . . . . And, finally, the person who invented PEZ - what a sick, twisted mind that guy must have!

Music:

I think I covered this in the "about me" blurb, supra.

Movies:

"My Cousin Vinny" - gotta love those youts; "Stand by Me" - "If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy, PEZ, cherry flavored PEZ"; "Friday" - "gonna get you high"; "Mallrats" - "I never farted in front of Rene, not once, then a last week, I let one go and this week she dumps me" . . . "She was going down on me at the time . . . I was feeling very relaxed"; "Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail" - "Nee"; "Dazed and Confused" - "Thing about high school girls, no matter how old I get, they stay the same age"....It just occurred to me that i have a lot of favorite movies and this could go on forever . ..

Books:

Courtroom dramas - imagine that. Just finished a Michael Chricton (sp) book. Freaked me out. Don't think I'll be reading too many more of those. And then, of course, the Bible - life's little instruction book.

Heroes:

Miko (also mistakenly known as Migo) and Gam. I'll lend you the DVD if you are really that interested. And Banana Boy - says so on my wipe board!

My Blog

Notes for India 2

Here's my beef  ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />India, which has only had a president for 30 years (12 total), has elected a female president.  Of c...
Posted by Shana Mama on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:09:00 PST

I'm in India - blog 1

I made it safely to Mumbai (Bombay) and I've got my nose to the grindstone. I arrived in Mumbai on Saturday morning and after customs, luggage, etc. walked out into the musky, humid India air it was j...
Posted by Shana Mama on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:03:00 PST

Pictures from San Diego - July 4th Weekend

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Posted by Shana Mama on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:31:00 PST