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The Rat Bastards

Don't screw a man in a cape!

About Me

Even though the Rat Bastards never made a big slash in the United States, they sent title waves throughout Asia, with the exception of China, where their music was banned. The Rat Bastards credit Napster to their big successes in countries like Laos, Thailand, and the Philippines. A stunning 85% of all Rat Bastards record sales come from Asia, with Europe following second with 12%, and North America sharring only 3% of all Rat Bastards record sales.
The road proved to be a rough one for the band. Faulty equipment and Joe playing most of their shows with a broken triquetral bone were to blame. The Rat Bastards took one of their shows to Toronto, Canada in March of 1997, but were kicked out of the music venue before they could even play. Joe and Dave got into an argument, which resulted in Joe slapping Dave in the face, knocking his glasses off half way across the room. The promoter of the show told the band that their ghetto American ways would not be tolerated in a civilized country like Canada.
Upset that their luck in North America was not taking off like they had planned, they started to focus their attention to Asia, where they were gaining in popularity everyday. The group planned the Asian Wrap Tour, which was to last for three months.
Misfortune took place however. On October 13, 1998, Matt Bott broke his snare drum in the middle of an otherwise amazing set. Rather than end the show, Matt replaced his snare drum with a large gas can. The group thought the problem was solved, but Matt and Ryan were both heavy pot smokers, and sometimes they liked to light up the bong in between songs. When Matt lit the bong after the band finished playing a cover of the Diff'rent Strokes theme song, he dropped his lighter. There was a huge explosion that followed and Ryan was thrown offstage by the blast and collapsed into a coma. Even though Joe and Robby continue to record music, but they are holding off releasing any of their new material until Ryan awakes from his coma. Ryan shows no signs of recovery any time soon.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/22/2004
Band Website: knerd.com/~gwailo/ratbastards
Band Members: Joe Powers – guitar, drums, and vocals
Ryan Murphy – bass, drug addiction, and vocals
Robby King – bass, tambourine, and vocals

Other contributing artist
David Buschermohle - Starburst
Matt "Mad Dog" Bott – drums (live shows)
Tyrone Jenkins – drums, turntable, guns, and hoes
Matt Murphy – complainer, pain in Dave’s ass
Alfred Cooke - AKA Dr. Spin: inspiration for Alfred Crooke, band photographer, and body gaurd
Influences: Moldy pancakes
Girls
Irish drinking songs
Jolly Beggarmen
Russell Baxter
Alf
Barry Manilow
Air Supply
Herman's Hermits
Hall and Oates
Gabe Kaplan (Mr. Kotter)
Our moms

  • Theresa
  • Wanda
  • Margaret
  • Lisa

  • Sounds Like: Something your grandparents would rock out to.
    Type of Label: None

    My Blog

    Words from Matt Bott

    Those guys would come over my house and trash the place, and my grandmother would have to clean their mess up. She cooked for them once and all the skinny one could do was complain about how dry the...
    Posted by The Rat Bastards on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Words from Joe Powers

    The Rat Bastards were a pretty major part of my life for a few years there, and I owe a lot to the experiences I had in the band. It started off as some kids dicking around in a basement, writing an...
    Posted by The Rat Bastards on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Words from Robby King

    My first experience as a musician, if you want to call it that, was with The Rat Bastards. I bought myself a bass guitar and started playing with the band. Maybe I should have picked a different ins...
    Posted by The Rat Bastards on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Words from Tyrone Jenkins

    Shit! I got tired of playing drums for those bitches. Joe's momma's food was shit so I pulled a gun on that bitch-ass-cracker Robby. I thought their music sounded like shit anyway. I don't give a s...
    Posted by The Rat Bastards on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    A prayer for Ryan

    A tragic accident happened during a show on the night of October 13, 1998. Ryan was thrown offstage by a blast caused from a large gas can that was being used as a replacement to a broken snare drum....
    Posted by The Rat Bastards on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST