Self preservation, world domination, eternal youth, relaxing to a good movie, sunday comics, competition, the gym, a good fight, live music.
My favorite porn stars: Hilliary Spank, William Hung-Lo, Dick Dangle, Rock Balboner, Misty Mountains, Icki Fukahora (Japanese legend), Lois Laid and Penelope Adams.My favorite athletes: Kazushi Sakuraba, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi, Wandelei Silva, Quintin Jackson, The NY Jets, Steve Young, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Oscar De La Hoya, Stevie Johnston, Bernard Hopkins, Roger Clemens, Davey Lopes, Kurt Angle, Nikita Koloff and Hulk Hogan.My favorite thinkers: Pythagorus, Einstein, Heisenberg, Freud, Seinfeld, Penn Jillette, Mankind, Harold Lederer, David Zimmern, Elton Brown and Dave Chapelle
The Harvey Lillard Experiment, Within normal limits, Herbal Fettish, Brother Nigeria, Brooklyn fats and any other incarnation of the greatest trio of all time. No, I am not referring to those talentless losers named Nirvana.
Just check my DVD collection. I'll list a few: Good Will Hunting, Goodfellas, Boondock Saints, Made, Better off Dead, Grosse Point Blank, I Heart Huckabes, O'Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, Rushmore and Full Metal Jacket
Anything on ESPN, ESPN 2, Discovery channel, History channel, Spike, IFC and the Food Network. Also, Jeopardy!, Weeds, Entourage and Seinfeld re-runs. I have a few guilty pleasures: Rob and Big, The Hills, The Real Housewifes of OC, Dice undisputed and Deal or no deal
I have a really short attention span when I am not on Ritalin. I read mostly health magazines, medical texts, chiropractic journals and junk mail.
The Manhattan, Orient Point and Little Italy at Oven Loven, The Joe special at the Sayville deli, Charles Barkley, Puck (from real world 3), J-Mac (the autistic baller), Don Donatello (Big Break 2), Jerry Rice (before he became a fag on that dancing show) and Simon Cowell (for bringing talentless, delusional people back to reality)